age: 25 (Sep 30, 1986)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2005

occupation: shopgirl/apprentice piercer

most humbling moment: Pretty much all of them

crush: no

gets me hot: Crooked teeth, watching someone talented doing what they're good at, more than book-smart intelligence

into: rollerderby, http://www.thecroftinstitute.com.au, monogamy, cheap beer, http://www.claudemaus.com, getting tattooed, sushi, people-watching, reading, watching films

i lost my virginity: After about three failed attempts that included the boy dislocating his shoulder. he probably dislocated it to begin with because he plays the guitar like a hack.

makes me happy: spooning, green tea icecream, painting the town red, honey vodka, piercings, tattoos, trashy magazines and trashy people, rain, good company, kind strangers

makes me sad: clubbing, queuejumpers, working in customer service, animal cruelty, parasitic people, people correlating age with maturity, eccentric game show contestants, connex