ilyaxous For those of you at the Detroit Dirty Show, don't forget to text 313-908-6675 with the number 410 to vote for my photo!
MEMBER SINCE: May 2009
occupation: As has been reported on NPR: "Will Swanson is a photographer NOT a Social Worker"
fantasy: Violent sex with Julius Caesar's mother.
heroes: Dionysus
body mods: Deep mental scarification, and i have my back waxed on a semi-regular basis (that counts, right?)
sign: Wrong Way
gets me hot: The random times my neighbors have really loud sex.
into: New Methods. New Outcomes
makes me happy: Nostalgia
makes me sad: Accuracy
i lost my virginity: indeed
most humbling moment: When I learned that despite my official wide brimmed cap, elaborately screened shirt, and years of training, there actually is no sanctioned position of “Bikini Inspector.”
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Perhaps I should make the most of it eh?