gender: SG

age: 33 (Aug 16, 1978)

occupation: i own a sex store. which explains the giant butt plug by my head.

stats: 7'4, 89lbs, 32DD

why i did sg: suicide. girls.

sign: leo

body mods: two lip rings, several earrings, both nipples, two navel rings, and fourteen tattoos.

crush: www.specialedshortbus.com

gets me hot: the lines between a boy's stomach and his hips. prolonged eye contact. force. laughter. alcohol.

fantasy: to have sex with johnny depp dressed as a pirate while getting tattooed and eating moonpies. and to turn my little sex shop into several big sex shops.

into: diet mountain dew. jumping on the couch. barbie dolls. kissing. porn. wasting my time. platform shoes. knives. pirates. writing. the 80s. having wine and cheese parties by myself.

i lost my virginity: which time?