gender: SG

age: 33 (Aug 16, 1978)

occupation: i own a sex store. which explains the giant butt plug by my head.

sign: leo

crush: www.specialedshortbus.com

body mods: two lip rings, several earrings, both nipples, two navel rings, and fourteen tattoos.

why i did sg: suicide. girls.

stats: 7'4, 89lbs, 32DD

fantasy: to have sex with johnny depp dressed as a pirate while getting tattooed and eating moonpies. and to turn my little sex shop into several big sex shops.

into: diet mountain dew. jumping on the couch. barbie dolls. kissing. porn. wasting my time. platform shoes. knives. pirates. writing. the 80s. having wine and cheese parties by myself.

gets me hot: the lines between a boy's stomach and his hips. prolonged eye contact. force. laughter. alcohol.

i lost my virginity: which time?