1) My second name is Alexandre
2) This year I've been to 4 different countries
3) I almost pissed myself waiting for my turn to reach the loo when I was at the Oktoberfest in Munich a few years back.
4) The world
5) Many stupid things made me laugh yesterday night since I got quite drunk with the flatmates. Can't think of a particular one, you know....
6) Be a better human being. That's something I'm trying to achieve on a daily basis though

Happy new year 2005 good man!

I was around to let you know that we'll be at the Ship tonight, because it's going to be a sort of private party with the regulars. Much madness should ensue! So if you're in Soho around 5 or 6ish and want to pop by, don't hesitate

Edited because I actually went to 4 countries... (forgot France...!)

[Edited on Dec 31, 2004 3:08AM]

1) I have an evil twin. His name is Dave. He lives in my lower intestine.
2) I am a fatter fuck than you.
3) I made 30 music videos in 2004. They are mostly rubbish.
4) Not sure, don't care. The curtains are closed.
5) A discussion with brainfreeze that the actress Brittany Murphy is actually a talking car who can transform into a fridge (er, I guess you had to be there)
6) Go back to Japan for a coupla months, move to the coast, make my big movie. (sorry, thats three things)

Happy New Year!

Yay! Another Londoner! And a hot one too.

Enjoy your snowboarding trip.

last thing that made me laugh- talking about an american show called something like "worlds greatest police chases" where the presenter practicaly has an orgasm when the police catch and cuff an OAP for some minor traffice offence. pure evil can be funny sometimes

what happened to your friend daisy? is she out yet?

[Edited on Jan 10, 2005 10:40PM]

Happy new year! sounds like it was a good time!

Tell me 3 things about yourself that i don't know,
* i'm allergic to chocolate
* addicted to the soap 'hollyoaks'
*lol* shhh don't tell anyone!
* born in cape town south africa

Also tell me:
whats going on outside your window right now?
*lots and lots of traffic...(tower bridge rd)

the last thing that made you laugh out loud?
*my kitties

something you want to acheive next year?
*ibiza


Have fun snow boarding!!!!!!

i always crave pizza yum yum!

Have you ever read Perfume by Patrick Suskind?

Saw your post about Jeff Mills. I didn`t think there were that many people on the site that would like that shit, so hats off for your good taste.

I`ve not seen him for a good while, so its nice to know he can still cut the mustard.

All the best.

Hope you had a good new year.

whats going on outside your window right now?

Deliveries


the last thing that made you laugh out loud

A letter from my neice. She`s 14 and wrote me a proposal for a laptop. Suddendly she`s all grown up. At the end she said, take no notice of my parents if they don`t seem keen, I`m working on them.

something you want to acheive next year

Make it to and SGUK meet.


Thanks for adding me, all the best

1) I Exsist
2) I just sent you a friend request.
3) I keep saying.. Wrtie the theme tune, sing the theme tune (Big Little Britain fan)
4) Nothin!! Oh daylight, thats about it...
5) Listening to Bill Hicks this morning on the way to work.. (He rules)
6) Earn loads of money and feck off somewhere hot!!

I'm totally in agreement with your fanatsy! Sounds like a top time would be had...

Laters

1. ive got a birthmark on my leg that looks a bit like ireland
2. im really hungry and craving smoked salmon and cream cheese bagels
3. i like to think im a hardcore activist but really im a lazy wimp
4. im in a room with no windows, but next to me is a mousemat with a guide to sexually transmitted diseases on it
5. last night there was a woman in my works who was so fat her boobs rested on the table when she sat down
6. to be less of a lazy arsed fuckwit

hey there mister, good to see you coming back! hope things are going ok, since i bumped into in the newsagents all those months ago...

ok, so i'll do your quiz...

1. i once did a gig in malta and had dinner with dennis waterman, eddie kidd and brinsley ford from aswad
2. i really like abba
3. i'm allergic to nuts
4. a tree, and sutton high street
5. team america: world police
6. go to san francisco again, and lose my beer belly.

right then.... 3 things about me

1. my hair is quite long
2. ive got a fair ole ammount of gel in it
3. i'm thinking of having it cut

ah - that was all about my hair, oh well no turning back now, what's typed is typed.

absolutely nothing is happening outside my window, NOTHING. And thats the way i like it.

the last thing that made me laugh out loud would be people describing thing as "ole" (meaning old.) I think its a fantastic rhetorical device that we can all get a lot of entertaining use out of.

It may not be much, but its enough for me

something i want to achieve by next year......

hmmmmm....

having you fired would be a start i suppose
bwahahaha

No dude, but I did go to the Amµnition launch party over in brum. That was pretty sweet.