
age: 29 (Feb 02, 1983)
MEMBER SINCE: June 2004
occupation: Crippled since November 3rd
fantasy: Having sex in a storm
makes me sad: The News, Pop, the fact I now need crutches, my leg, the NHS
sign: Child of Mu
gets me hot: A girl with dreads and bangles, a girl with a brain, storms, women in gas masks(!?)
most humbling moment: When I said to mother dearest on the phone, while drunk of course, "How ya doin you old slapper?"
into: Kite Surfing, Aggressive Inline, Poetry, Art, electronica, the digital revolution, the most communal drug, weed, metal, uv/neon lighting, Chess, Drugs & Rock and Roll
crush: Laura. She gives me a funny feeling that I've not felt for a long time :blush:
body mods: 6 Tats, four piercings, but two have healed shut
makes me happy: Sex, music (of almost any description), Dark Rum Pernod and lime and a curry. Quite recently I've become partial to a lager and lime. Train journeys. Any breakcore
stats: Intense sleepy eyes and mad, plug socket hair
Since I signed on, I've still been technically employed. I'm thinking of handing my notice in and going job hunting. I've stated to the Dept for Work & Pensions and my GP and the Geest GP that I'm capable of doing office work, but Geest wouldn't let me, because they thought I'd be a health and safety risk. Bollocks if you ask me, so as I see it, I wouldn't be doing anything illegal if I go get a job, get a start date, inform the DWP and then hand my notice in. These benefits are only going so far and I am, after over a year, getting really bored sat at home. The only daytime TV I'll miss will be the Wright Stuff, but I tend to have the sorts of debates they have on there in my local anyay, so I won't be missing that much.
In the past few weeks, I started to go out with a girl. Then she stopped ringing me. Or texting me. Or anything me. Until Friday just:
Sorry.Lifes not great at the moment and i can't face upto most things.Going through a really bad patch.Need to be by myself and sort my head out."
Still, hardly a catch, am I? 22 year old cripple who still lives at home and can't drive. But I'd have thought I deserved a better explanation than that. Oh well, one less bloody Xmas present I have to buy.
For the first time in 7 years I will not be spending NYE in Spalding. This year i'm going up for HOGMANAY! But a quiet one, though. Me, Mum, ma sis and her family, and ma brother-in-laws family.
Not got much else to say really, so I'll leave it there. Take it easy all








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