
About Me
"I may not have had sex, but I can fuck YOU up!"
age: 29 (Feb 23, 1983)
MEMBER SINCE: March 2005
occupation: Slacker and Procrastinator
body mods: A few holes, a bit of ink...I'm working on it.
i lost my virginity: It's more like I got rid of it...
stats: Balding, 3 feet tall, a hair lip, only one ear, and size 14 feet... Yup, I'm a babe.
sign: "Slow children playing"
crush: Johnny Depp and my sexy Colombian.
So...yeah. I suppose I'm back. I didn't even realize I still had an account, so I haven't been on in like, a year or something. Let's see, what's new... I moved out of the midwest and back out to California, I'm going back to school, working for the man, blah blah blah... Have I missed much around here?









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