age: 29 (Mar 15, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2003

occupation: Condensation.

stats: 5'9

i lost my virginity: Whilst still wearing socks.

into: Stuff.

gets me hot: My space heater. I mean this in a sexual way.

crush: Grapefruit. Is that a flavor? It should be.

fantasy: Come on, folks--this is a family site! Fortunately, my family's in the restraint manufacturing and medical supply business.

body mods: I have surgically removed my appendix. I keep it in a jar. Sometimes it talks to me. And tells me to do things. Naughty things.