age: 31 (Nov 06, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2008

occupation: Writer/sweet savant

makes me sad: Roadkill. Lost time. Not being immortal.

gets me hot: Muscles, good smell-stuff, lips, smarts

fantasy: Spanking a monkey while spraying whip cream on your mom.

heroes: That's a sandwich.

sign: The sexiest one

body mods: It doesn't need modification.

into: Love, driving with no destination in mind, raves, becoming autonomous, love twice, tattoos, bad boys and girls but I've reformed, lazy days, ripped bodies, paint on my hands, knowing I'm smart or hot or funny, silences thick with meaning.

makes me happy: Balloons, kisses, the smell of tape. Rainy days and the smell of the desert.

most humbling moment: I don't like humble pie

crush: Myself, usually. I'm wickedly narcissistic. What? I can't hear you I'm singing myself a love song.