age: 30 (Nov 06, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2008

occupation: Writer/sweet savant

gets me hot: Muscles, good smell-stuff, lips, smarts

sign: The sexiest one

makes me sad: Roadkill. Lost time. Not being immortal.

i lost my virginity: I did??

body mods: It doesn't need modification.

into: Love, driving with no destination in mind, raves, becoming autonomous, love twice, tattoos, bad boys and girls but I've reformed, lazy days, ripped bodies, paint on my hands, knowing I'm smart or hot or funny, silences thick with meaning.

most humbling moment: I don't like humble pie

crush: Myself, usually. I'm wickedly narcissistic. What? I can't hear you I'm singing myself a love song.

heroes: That's a sandwich.

fantasy: Spanking a monkey while spraying whip cream on your mom.