sorry guys short blog but big big big news to follow here soon. as soon as i find time to sit down and write the romance novel of my life with pics and all i will!!

dont forget about me SG Land. i havent forgotten you!

rubs and tugs,
Machete

HELLO MY LOVES!
so so much to tell... big big changes..
well first of i am officially off the single market. which was completely unexpected but couldnt be more thrilled. i truly have found the love of my life.



So of course during a great moment there is always a sad one too. i was very sad to say goodbye to my bestie Carrina for her trip back home to the west coast. hopefully i will get to see her again very soon if i manage to make it back out to my homeland of the west coast. then to dampen that moment even more we get hit by the hurricane. my house was out of power for a whole week and a half. which meant no running water. thankfully my hunny loves me enough that i was able to stay with him till it came back on. then after i cleaned up the flood water and ruined stuff... it flooded AGAIN this week... still trying to keep that smile on my face though.

secondly i have been buckling down and doing a ton of stuff on The Machete Shoppe. so i thought i would come to you guys and get some feedback on the merchandise. Basically from now until xmas all the money that i make off it will be going towards my wisdom tooth removal fund. considering i have been lacking to say the least on it. as they are impacted and already started to come in and damaging my other molars in the process. so i need to make sales sales sales!
My Stationery Store

so please go check it out! tell me what you would like to see more of helpful tips on anything else or shoot me some ideas of things that you would like to see that you dont see or havent seen around!

i love you all!
Rubs and Tugs,
Machete

WHOOO!! my new set is on the front page today!! please go and leave it some love! i would greatly appreciate it. its been a while since i had a set go up last. so im super excited about this plus it was shot in my favorite hot rod shop!

NEW SET - Ford

Rubs and Tugs,
Machete

I wanted to thank you everyone for their great words! you guys are the best support i could ever have. i will have to rephrase this though, i think me being single is the last of my worries compared to my lack of friends that i have. I think im more lonely because i dont have anybody to get me out of the house and having fun. i can only craft so much before i realize i have a closer relationship with my stamp collection than i do real people.

on other news though i would like everyone to go and give some love to my girl ThroughnThrough on her new set in MR Amber In Attic! I had the pleasure of meeting her just recently and shes a fucking doll! so please please please go leave some lovely comments on her set. we need to see this girl pink here very soon!

also this is what ive been up to for the last 2 weeks.

first ive started making journals for the machete shoppe.
This one is epoxy bound with about 60 pages.

These two are hand sewn for the binding.

AND this is my newest progress on my left arm. i go in again on wed for color.

last but not least.. the one and only thing that has made me more excited than anything in the world.. was this great fucking creation!!


Rubs and Tugs,
Machete

Sweet holy mother of jesus that i dont believe in:

i have made a new tumblr account. specifically for my tales as a stripper.
i am working on the first story to post as we speak. i have faith that these stories will disgust, torment and bore you. so i hope you all stick around to read these beauties.

Chronicles of Peyton Peony

Rubs and Tugs,
Machete

HELLO EVERYONE!

so for this weeks teaser i decided to finally record myself dancing at work. i have never before until now actually seen what i look like on stage. so now you guys get to as well!

ENJOY!





rub and tug,
Machete

EVERYONE! go check out the beautiful set i have up in member review right now i shot with Brooklyn!
Trouble I Love



please give this set some outrageous love because i love you all!!