age: 40 (Jun 16, 1973)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2010

occupation: Landscaping Engineer, Helping Children Understand That Listening To Lady Ga Ga Is Bad For Your Health.

sign: Gemini

i lost my virginity: ...in about 30 seconds.

crush: Orange

most humbling moment: I passed out on the toilet one time at a party, pictures were taken. Poloroids.

heroes: Malcolm McDowell, Stanley Kubrick, Charles Bukowski, Johnny Knoxville & Hunter S. Thompson.

makes me sad: My landlord, your Top Ten Band List (This shit changes on a weekly basis!). I miss Pot, fucking drug-testing Workplace.

stats: 6'2" 210 lbs. (need to tone that shit down a bit).

fantasy: Island

into: Music, MMA, talking shit on Facebook, telling you who you should be listening to (music-wise), drinking a shit-ton of beer. BBQ-ing.

gets me hot: Warm weather, duh.