age: 39 (Jun 16, 1973)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2010

occupation: Landscaping Engineer, Helping Children Understand That Listening To Lady Ga Ga Is Bad For Your Health.

gets me hot: Warm weather, duh.

most humbling moment: I passed out on the toilet one time at a party, pictures were taken. Poloroids.

fantasy: Island

i lost my virginity: ...in about 30 seconds.

heroes: Malcolm McDowell, Stanley Kubrick, Charles Bukowski, Johnny Knoxville & Hunter S. Thompson.

makes me happy: Music, beer, my computer, my iPhone camera, fog, sunsets, sunrises, the beach, flip flops, sand between my toes, taking random photos on my iPhone that sometimes show up on various websites, chicks with tattoos & dyed hair that would normally have nothing to do with me.

body mods: None. Used to have an eyebrow ring, Punk Rock.... but the whole Nu Metal thing came along & every one of those pricks had one. Eeew.

makes me sad: My landlord, your Top Ten Band List (This shit changes on a weekly basis!). I miss Pot, fucking drug-testing Workplace.

crush: Orange

into: Music, MMA, talking shit on Facebook, telling you who you should be listening to (music-wise), drinking a shit-ton of beer. BBQ-ing.