this morning i saw a bearded lady as the gas station. not just the stubbly, sparse beard either. a full on set of whiskers. seeing circus freaks running around in public is always the start of a good day.
i haven't updated this ol' thing in awhile. not because i haven't been doing anything exciting or interesting to write about, but because i have been...
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i haven't updated this ol' thing in awhile. not because i haven't been doing anything exciting or interesting to write about, but because i have been...
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synnove:
happy birthday 
oakenfold:
i second the new photoset vote. even a new video perhaps. it's just time for more jolene. although, i do still have that set it off song stuck in my head
"You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun."
- Al Capone
- Al Capone
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dirtbikejoe47:
I love you, Jolene. You are beautiful.
jacquie:
Hello! I'm sorry, my silly ass had you down for a friend request, but I've never even talked to you! I'm a goof-ball. You were the second person I requested, and I wasn't aware of how it works, but I get it now. I should talk to you first, then maybe we'll be friends! Silly me, silly me. Anyway, have a delightful morning, day and twilight. 
the worlds a mess... its in my kiss.
Sometimes I wish I could go back to sleep, wake up, and start the day over again. Other times, I wish I just pass my damn statistics tests so I could be done with math for the rest of my life.
Things you probably didn't know about me before now:
1. My favorite colors are pink and red.
2. I have kiss shaped pink birth marks on the inside of my right arm.
3. My natural hair color is dark strawberry blonde.
4. My bedroom is painted baby pink.
5. I am obsessed with John Dillinger.
6. I have a cop/ fireman fetish.
7. I have...
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1. My favorite colors are pink and red.
2. I have kiss shaped pink birth marks on the inside of my right arm.
3. My natural hair color is dark strawberry blonde.
4. My bedroom is painted baby pink.
5. I am obsessed with John Dillinger.
6. I have a cop/ fireman fetish.
7. I have...
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chuck5317:
The same ladyfriend that ratted him out? Or am I getting too much information from movies?
all0nblack:
You missed a hell of a great show combined with a even better after party!!!
Seeing how you didn't come you should totally buy me a beer this week.
I'm going to call and harrass you right when I wake up so I'm all loopy and grumpy! Yay!
Seeing how you didn't come you should totally buy me a beer this week.
I'm going to call and harrass you right when I wake up so I'm all loopy and grumpy! Yay!
I've heard people say "when life gives you lemons, make lemon-aide" but I am the type of person who would rather
just throw the damn lemon
at the person who really believes that. Or a potato. Or whatever is in my hand at the time.
Have you ever noticed that in the middle of believe is lie? I just made that discovery.
I'm so glad...
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just throw the damn lemon
at the person who really believes that. Or a potato. Or whatever is in my hand at the time.
Have you ever noticed that in the middle of believe is lie? I just made that discovery.
I'm so glad...
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nixxx:
Hahah its true, as Timone and Pumba so rightly say (from The Lion King!) - when the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world!
You wore a mini skirt in the snow?
Kerrrazy woman!!
Cute name for a cat
=x=
You wore a mini skirt in the snow?
Kerrrazy woman!!
Cute name for a cat
=x=
planbron:
Bad Ass! Can I be your friend? awesome pics. Very Hot!
Dear Santa,
For christmas I really don't want too much of anything fancy. The following requests I am about to make I consider to be essential for living a happy, healthy life.
I would like my new kitten Franky Bones to learn how to cover his poop so my room no longer stinks.
I would like Vito to enjoy the company of his new little...
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For christmas I really don't want too much of anything fancy. The following requests I am about to make I consider to be essential for living a happy, healthy life.
I would like my new kitten Franky Bones to learn how to cover his poop so my room no longer stinks.
I would like Vito to enjoy the company of his new little...
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linz:
squeeeze
moho:
death by natural causes.
no age though.
can you get prostate cancer at 29?
shiiiiiiiiittttttt.......
no age though.
can you get prostate cancer at 29?
shiiiiiiiiittttttt.......
In the last 2 weeks I have:
- moved into a beautiful house with my best friend and a boy people call chuck roast.
- bought 78495610676471854 Dolly Parton records.
- had my favorite Elvira wig trampled at a Dead Moon show.
- Dumped a beer on two seperate fellows heads for making vulgar, lecherous comments in bars.
- climbed up 6 stories of construction...
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- moved into a beautiful house with my best friend and a boy people call chuck roast.
- bought 78495610676471854 Dolly Parton records.
- had my favorite Elvira wig trampled at a Dead Moon show.
- Dumped a beer on two seperate fellows heads for making vulgar, lecherous comments in bars.
- climbed up 6 stories of construction...
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siara:
Hey sweetie.. have a most lurvely xmas and new years!
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all0nblack:
How? Good. Better than ever actually. I got a job at Powell's, live with Jeff and Amil (do you remember them from Angelos?), my sideburns are huge, and I have two cartons of cigarettes in my closet. Woo!
Where? I live way the fuck out in the east side now so, I'm rarely around much anymore. I'm at Powell's most weekends so, come say hi damnit!!!
Still got creepy creeps watching you surf the net at school?
Where? I live way the fuck out in the east side now so, I'm rarely around much anymore. I'm at Powell's most weekends so, come say hi damnit!!!
Still got creepy creeps watching you surf the net at school?
Are you a pirate or a ninja?
According tho this quiz, I am a pirate and as cold and bloodthirsty as they come. haha.
I have been so buisy the past few weeks I think my head will explode at any minute. House-hunting, packing, math tests, fellas, chicas, and shows have been sucking the life out of me.
Someone tell me a good joke. I...
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According tho this quiz, I am a pirate and as cold and bloodthirsty as they come. haha.
I have been so buisy the past few weeks I think my head will explode at any minute. House-hunting, packing, math tests, fellas, chicas, and shows have been sucking the life out of me.
Someone tell me a good joke. I...
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anouck:
what took me so long to find jolene 
at lunch today, i found an ugly orange sticker resting it's dried gluey goodness on my windsheild. it beckoned all it's eyesoreness to me and shouted...
"HEY. I AM OBNOXIOUS!"
and after a minute or two, of soaking in this asshole on my car, i reply.
"HEY. FUCK YOU!"
and make a weak attempt at tearing it off. low and behold, the orange rectangle beheld...
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"HEY. I AM OBNOXIOUS!"
and after a minute or two, of soaking in this asshole on my car, i reply.
"HEY. FUCK YOU!"
and make a weak attempt at tearing it off. low and behold, the orange rectangle beheld...
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bostonstrangler:
if you ever would call me........i'd knock the fucker out.i guess we could use the amonia and paper towels to clean the fuckers face up after i'm done......but that's just me i guess.now i'm gonna go skate....here in cali......cuz no one ever called me to let me know if i could stay in the upper reigon........hint hint...
why is my phone not ringing?!oh wait.....no that's just my ears....wait.......nope.........nothing.......
kisses
why is my phone not ringing?!oh wait.....no that's just my ears....wait.......nope.........nothing.......
kisses
lil_tuffy:
get some windex and a razor blade and that shit will come right off.
:tuffy:
:tuffy:
Guess who's sicker than a french whore after Marde Gras? I have the worst cough ever. I sound like I live in a bowling alley.
I'd like to contribute my illness to my roomate who I hate spreading his germs around the house or the fact that I have been to 3 shows in smoky bars the past week, but the reality of the situation...
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I'd like to contribute my illness to my roomate who I hate spreading his germs around the house or the fact that I have been to 3 shows in smoky bars the past week, but the reality of the situation...
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bruiser_boy:
Ick. I've been nursing a rather horrible cough for like five weeks, so I can sympathize. I hope you're doing well other than the sickness.
Good luck quitting. You're far too cool a gal to be making yourself sick.
Good luck quitting. You're far too cool a gal to be making yourself sick.