age: 34 (Aug 24, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2003

occupation: Record Store Working Stiff

makes me sad: Not getting enough sunlight, being landlocked, broken promises

sign: Virgo/leo cusp + horse

i lost my virginity: ...within hours of the first and only time I've ever used a curling iron. True story. WTF?!

crush: Death Punk and Doomed Romance

body mods: Sacred heart w/ cobwebs on left shoulder, all peircings removed.

gets me hot: Intelligence, strong will, sensitivity, wit, intensity, confidence, booty, energy, a good voice, wrastlin with a girl, thunderstorms, the beach at night

makes me happy: good friends, bon fires, fall nights and spring days, the smell of Autumn carried on the wind, halloween, moonstomping, good beats, the ocean, Frankenstein's monster, B Movies, running

into: Deathpunk, psychobilly, Jett Rock, Aussie metal, protopunk, switchblades, denim, old horror films, red vines, jagermeister

fantasy: Its the year 2005. Earth has been conquered by the evil planet Lucha Malo, which has in turn been conquered by the sex-o-roid fembots of Sexomotron 69. Now, I'm the last man on earth with a pick up, so I'm all like handy and stuff and the fembots wanna do it a lot. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. That would SO rule.

stats: More sadistic than statistic.