age: 37 (May 19, 1975)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2003

occupation: Professional Dork (the pay is shitty, but what can I say? I've got a flair for it)

i lost my virginity: rather boring story, in her house after school with The Church playing in the background

body mods: body suit portrait of me, only taller

stats: One mean motorscooter

most humbling moment: Space doesn't permit

crush: Too many to list.

into: flying, my motorcycle, going to shows, hanging out with my daughter, music, movies. do-it-yourself lobotomies