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Yesterday, I turned 33. The same age Jesus was when he died. Now I just need a cross, some nine inch nails, a reason to martyr myself and I'm good to go.

I can pin point the exact moment I became an adult. It wasn't yesterday but it was fairly recently. I was offered some free drugs and I turned them down. I said, "No...
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Lately, I haven't been feeling so hot. My mood has plummeted faster than the housing market in 2008 and I am finding it hard to get out of bed and go to work. (Side note: one of the wonderful things about being a stripper is that I make my own hours and if I don't show up for work I don't get fired. It's perfect
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My mom brought me a new foster puppy yesterday. I don't have a name for him yet. He came with the name Rebel, but with a name like that I might as well don him in a little doggie Confederate flag t shirt and find him a forever home in a trailer park.

I'm currently taking name suggestions...

And this is a perfect segue into
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In a continuing effort to stave off the rather persistent ennui I've been experiencing I've been trying to update here more. @rambo and the other delightful members of the staff have decided to start a suicidegirls playlist homework. The playlist prompt this week asks us what our favorite songs are. Seeing as how I'm a musician picking only five will be difficult. I mean, I...
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So, I see that the trend lately has been to take pole dancing classes so that you can 'look and act like a stripper.' Instead of paying money for any of this I circumvented the classes and became a stripper. Why pay money for 'acting like a ho' when you can make money?

Pole dancing is pole dancing. Paying money to take classes doesn't make...
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So I know I've been an utter slacker. A slacker of such caliber that any Gen-Xer circa 1994 would be proud. You see, I've been filled with this sort of ennui. Picture me laying about in my bed half clothed, my Venture Brothers sheets and super hero themed quilt covering at least a quarter of me, as I lament about how bored I am knowing...
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Years of undiagnosed bipolar disorder has more than prepared me for the latest blog assignment from @lyxzen @rambo and @missy.

There are myriad crazy things I've done in my life that I could pick from, but I think the winner has to be a rather impromptu trip to London I took in what would have been my senior year of college in October of 2004....
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Now, I must admit that I don't play many video games. I'm a volatile combination of competitive and sore loser so I usually just get extremely frustrated with most video games and give them up. I remember when I was around 8 or so my mom had to take the Nintendo away from me because I threw the controller after losing a board on Mario...
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So first things first...

I got a new tattoo!!

If y'all weren't already aware that's H.eL.P.R. from my favorite show, "The Venture Brothers". A good friend of Forrests had a small birthday party at a tattoo shop for his birthday and the owner had a special for the attendees of the party. I mentioned to the artist that I wanted a Dr. Girlfriend tattoo and
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