gender: SG

age: 29 (Nov 02, 1982)

occupation: tasty lifesaver.

sign: "functions well when a copious amount of jack daniels is int

gets me hot: sakura's volcano roll..mmmmm

into: expansive minds/vocabularies. party in my head/bed and everyone's invited!

i lost my virginity: on your face. it was beautiful. let's do it again!

fantasy: you and me and my fist makes three.

makes me sad: bartards who don't tip. bad news bettys. sexist sallys. negative nancys. dirty beavers. the grammatically incorrect.

crush: the mutant palmetto bug i just stepped on that miraculously twisted my ankle, then ran off with my shoe while cursing at me. true story.

most humbling moment: Drunkedly pissing off my 2nd story balcony and seeing my neighbor's (below me) patio light turn on. i ran inside giggling. i told him about it a week later while walking my roomate's dog.

makes me happy: mustache rides. making gangsta cupcakes. gay guys and astroglide. target practice. cleaning my weapons religiously. naked bubble parties.

heroes: the many brave soldiers who have lost or risked their lives just to keep America a free country. thank you.