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I know I barely ever post anymore.... I promise you, a big one is coming soon.
IN THE MEANTIME, real life is pretty fun. So come party with me and my gorgeous coworkers tonight, eh? Party details below! Come out and drink and say hello!
WHO: PATRICIA FIELD'S / GLAMOUR GARAGE / HELLO BEAUTIFUL
WHEN: TONIGHT! Starts 8PM, 10/09/09
WHERE: Glamour Garage - 141 Havemeyer,...
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IN THE MEANTIME, real life is pretty fun. So come party with me and my gorgeous coworkers tonight, eh? Party details below! Come out and drink and say hello!
WHO: PATRICIA FIELD'S / GLAMOUR GARAGE / HELLO BEAUTIFUL
WHEN: TONIGHT! Starts 8PM, 10/09/09
WHERE: Glamour Garage - 141 Havemeyer,...
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tomverge:
It's still in the early stages sadly 
University hijacked all my creativeness with looming deadlines. When its done you'll be the first to see 
University hijacked all my creativeness with looming deadlines. When its done you'll be the first to see 
missknox:
where are you lovely?
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manko:
in the process of uploading your glorious karaoke moment with Viv in the Little Italy. Onandonaondonandoooooon....
lorelei:
thank you, sweetheart
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brooklyn:
did you get the eVite I sent?!
caffeina:
Very Cool.
. blegh .
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ron4164:
Blegh? 
Hope you are ok sweetie.
Hope you are ok sweetie.
stampedeofworms:
Are you un-bleghed yet? I hope New Years' helped.
I'm sick of looking at the old emo post. ANYWAY.
I have been thinking a lot about how my life has changed since I moved to New York, and going through old blog posts (always a good time....) I found this piece of pure GOLD. Gold, I tell you!
Reasons that post and the four comments are funny:
(1) I had no tattoos at all...
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I have been thinking a lot about how my life has changed since I moved to New York, and going through old blog posts (always a good time....) I found this piece of pure GOLD. Gold, I tell you!
Reasons that post and the four comments are funny:
(1) I had no tattoos at all...
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jersey:
missin u
frost:
come home soon? i have my money now...ill take you out for the night!
No.
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devilsreject:
wtf? this is the big fucken update you were talking to me about? Srsly?
FAIL.
Calamity's Blog has broken wheel, lose 5 days.
FAIL.
Calamity's Blog has broken wheel, lose 5 days.
brightredscream:
I agree.
Worst night of my life.*
*since waking up in a puddle of my own vomit at Hunter's house in March, that is. Funny that it's all related.
(Subtitled: "Thanks, internet, for validating everyone's dirty laundry since July. 'Preciate that.")
♥calaminauseated.
*since waking up in a puddle of my own vomit at Hunter's house in March, that is. Funny that it's all related.
(Subtitled: "Thanks, internet, for validating everyone's dirty laundry since July. 'Preciate that.")
♥calaminauseated.
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devilsreject:
R JOO OK?
kerli:
thank you for the friend request.
hey what can be worse than doing a gonzo film with Ron Jeramie.Cheer up.
hey what can be worse than doing a gonzo film with Ron Jeramie.Cheer up.
I belly up and disappear.
♥calamity.
♥calamity.
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ymonster:
I have faith in your return. The nakey world needs you.
raia:
Thanks for your love (and your super enthousiasm on the Battle Royale Set 
love love love!
love love love!
Tonight, at 2 a.m. eastern time, while walking out of the subway (alone) en route to the fried chicken place and my bed where now I eat:
.....being single was officially declared no fun anymore.
....Even the dude behind the counter asked me if I was going to put vodka into my cranberry juice. Jesus, did I LOOK like I needed a drink?
♥calamilonely.
.....being single was officially declared no fun anymore.
....Even the dude behind the counter asked me if I was going to put vodka into my cranberry juice. Jesus, did I LOOK like I needed a drink?
♥calamilonely.
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ron4164:
I hear you Calamity.
I hear you Calamity.
mojoe:
I give up!! How can any ridiculously hot girl who quotes "Where the Wild Things Are" as her favourite book be single?! World's gone mad!
True/False:
"nice" : boring : : "asshole" : interesting.
♥calamexhausted.
"nice" : boring : : "asshole" : interesting.
♥calamexhausted.
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sydlicious:
Bonjour Calamity. I just wandered over to your page and wanted to tell you that i love your pinup style.
charlielove:
God, I love a good asshole. I mean, what?
Being from jersey and dating californians doesn't work for me. they're too nice and polite. also, too sensitive.
I need someone with fight in them.
Being from jersey and dating californians doesn't work for me. they're too nice and polite. also, too sensitive.
I need someone with fight in them.
Life is good. A little lonely, but good.
I had nightmares about my crazy ex-roommate last night.
Today I woke up much too late.
My landlord is a bit of a Houdini.
I'm not sure where to get breakfast around here.
Meh.
♥calamisorting.
I had nightmares about my crazy ex-roommate last night.
Today I woke up much too late.
My landlord is a bit of a Houdini.
I'm not sure where to get breakfast around here.
Meh.
♥calamisorting.
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taegan:
Houdini? Likes to play tricks or something, eh? Well as long as life's good!
avalon:
i concur with the first statement.
take care sweetie
happy new year*
xoxoxo