gender: SG

age: 0 (May 23, 1901)

occupation: Masters degree in Ash-oligy

stats: Married ... with CHILDren

fantasy: I am already *living* my fantasy

sign: caution: radioactive

most humbling moment: I'll let you know when that happens

crush: uhm .. edges? I crush edges, that count? Sometimes I like the mailman!

makes me sad: Listening to certain songs, seeing my son cry, racism, arrogance, lies, inconsiderate pricks, selfishness, materialism, U.S.A, being in a constant state of shittiness

gets me hot: People who are unafraid to show me who they really are. EYE CONTACT ... you can tell a lot about a person by their eyes.

makes me happy: Being in an alternate state of reality, being with the ppl I love, ART/MUSIC, my animals, social situations, meeting ppl, beauty in the world, having enough time, helping others, love/ lust, laughing

heroes: My son, myself (when I can pull it off), my friends, Scarlett O'hare, Bettie Page, Marie Calander, artists/musicians ... all ppl that saved me to some degree in one way or another (u know who u are)

body mods: Is this where Im supposed to reveal how utterly "cool" I am? But I *will* say ... www.danhazelton.com