I am now finding out that while I can eat mangoes, I can't get any fresh mango juice on my skin. My lips are burning ever so slightly as the juice dribbles from the corner of my mouth down my chin.
I cut a mango by cutting the sides and then cutting a criss-cross pattern into the meat so I can fold out the skin and eat the mango directly without utensils. I was on the phone while eating this last mango and realized that eating a mango this way is akin to eating out a woman. Although no woman I know tastes like mango. Which made me laugh and made more of the juices spill about causing more of this slight burning sensation.
Despite the slight pain, I'm quite amused and a little turned on. Food is sexy, after all.
I cut a mango by cutting the sides and then cutting a criss-cross pattern into the meat so I can fold out the skin and eat the mango directly without utensils. I was on the phone while eating this last mango and realized that eating a mango this way is akin to eating out a woman. Although no woman I know tastes like mango. Which made me laugh and made more of the juices spill about causing more of this slight burning sensation.
Despite the slight pain, I'm quite amused and a little turned on. Food is sexy, after all.
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rjd2 huh....that makes three
eydea...whew thats four
probally alot more