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morgan:
I am listening to "Hazey Jane II" right now. 

morgan:
Just okay?
*single tear*
Picture me with a shaking, about-to-cry lip right now and you'll feel REALLY bad, I guarantee it.

*single tear*
Picture me with a shaking, about-to-cry lip right now and you'll feel REALLY bad, I guarantee it.
I'm reading Alan Moore's "From Hell" right now and there's a long discussion of the Apollonian and Dionysian dichotomy. Since the one person who reads my blog is ridiculously well-read, I'll assume she knows the difference.
The question then is where do you fall on the spectrum? And, yes, I know we all have both characteristics (the whole left brain - right brain thing), but...
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The question then is where do you fall on the spectrum? And, yes, I know we all have both characteristics (the whole left brain - right brain thing), but...
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morgan:
Well, I suppose it would have meaning, it just wouldn't be a very...meaningful meaning.
Maybe, like everything else, the best approach is a middle ground? I always figured life operates better when it operates in shades of gray instead of in black and white.
Also, if you don't count the rest of tonight: 4 days!
Maybe, like everything else, the best approach is a middle ground? I always figured life operates better when it operates in shades of gray instead of in black and white.
Also, if you don't count the rest of tonight: 4 days!
morgan:
Mostly Dexter-related trouble. I haven't watched so much TV in one shot since I was watching epic amounts of Buffy years ago. Or since I got through all of Oz in about two months.
To put this blog in context, I'll sit through almost any form of filmed entertainment no matter how dreadful. Before tonight, the last movie I walked out of was VAN HELSING. That is, until EAGLE EYE.
Even after six shots of vodka on an empty stomach and several beers, Shia's killer computer movie was unbearable. If you've seen it, you have my sympathy. If you...
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Even after six shots of vodka on an empty stomach and several beers, Shia's killer computer movie was unbearable. If you've seen it, you have my sympathy. If you...
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morgan:
If you're gonna make math jokes you need to read this thread:
http://suicidegirls.com/boards/Lifestyle/64930/
http://suicidegirls.com/boards/Lifestyle/64930/
morgan:
I say it's because you've been here since forever, but only as a total lurker.
Way to LURK MOAR dude.
Way to LURK MOAR dude.

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morgan:
That's something I'd do, too.
Clumsy story: I once tried to impress a boy by skinning the cat (you know, that thing where you hang upside down by your knees?) on a shower bar. It broke and I fell right on this little ledge right on the center of my spine.
The dude was laughing at first but then realized I was crying in pain and felt really bad. I had to get x-rays and everything.
Looking back on it, however, it is hilarious.
Clumsy story: I once tried to impress a boy by skinning the cat (you know, that thing where you hang upside down by your knees?) on a shower bar. It broke and I fell right on this little ledge right on the center of my spine.
The dude was laughing at first but then realized I was crying in pain and felt really bad. I had to get x-rays and everything.
Looking back on it, however, it is hilarious.
morgan:
You have your very first testimonial!
OH SNAPRICOTS!
OH SNAPRICOTS!
I WON!! More news to follow.
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morgan:
I wonder how many SG people are gonna end up leaning towards secular humanism and Unitarian Universalism.
morgan:
For me it would be like a sitcom. I'd be praying to the wrong gods about things, and it would be awkward and amusing.
Almost four months to the day. That's how long it took me to update this bloody journal. Then again, why would anyone bother reading this damn thing when they could be ogling lovely naked, tattooed ladies? Although I suppose I might stand a better chance at attracting a loyal readership if I updated regularly (or if I start posting pictures of naked, tattooed ladies)....
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So since the lovely syntax name-checked me, I feel obliged to return the favor. Right back at ya', Zelda.
In other news, I just found out that I'm a finalist in a prestigious filmmaking competition, which may result in my photo appearing in a future issue of a popular men's style magazine. They must've noticed my keen sense of style.
Fingers crossed, knock on...
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In other news, I just found out that I'm a finalist in a prestigious filmmaking competition, which may result in my photo appearing in a future issue of a popular men's style magazine. They must've noticed my keen sense of style.
Fingers crossed, knock on...
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suzy_kabloozy:
Happy birthday, baby! 

I feel much better now, I was seriously haven't a guilt-off.
Which sounds more dirty and much more pleasant than it is.