If you're going to have sex...

...please use protraction.

"... you're gonna wind up with some rat feces in there."

What acute thread!

Point Blank for the win!

That's a factor you shouldn't ignore.

I always do it at a 70 degree angle

Grooooaaannn....

That was pretty bad... and yet somehow I feel that this thread has somehow enriched my life.

There's lots of angles you could approach this from.

Those are for wimps - the BDSM crowd's all about these:

I hate to be obtuse but what does this have to do with sex.

This thread is a bit oblique



tan A=(a x sin C)/b-(a x cos C)

B=180deg - (A+C)

c= (a x sin C) / sin A

[Edited on Feb 25, 2005 by CircusFreak]

Everything

I hate that you're obtuse, but I was kidding. HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Keep your laghter down, my ears hurt

my bad. too much coffee this morning.

If you have sex before marriage, you and your partner are going to cosine your lives away. The only save sex, is no sex.

keep your SPELING down, my eyes hurt.

Our two souls therefore, which are one, 
    Though I must go, endure not yet 
A breach, but an expansion, 
    Like gold to aery thinness beat. 


If they be two, they are two so                                         
    As stiff twin compasses are two ; 
Thy soul, the fix'd foot, makes no show 
    To move, but doth, if th' other do. 
- John Donne

Damn, is that where I went wrong

This thread embodies everything right with the world.



[Edited on Feb 25, 2005 by dictionary_girl]

your response prompted me to imitate exactly your profile picture.

No matter what Angle you look at this thread, it's just not Right. It reminds me of another thread but neither of these Rays seem to Vertex. Oh and I thik there should be an Alternate Interior for the view of this page.

I imitate your profile pic when I feel like Joe Pesci.

It's at the point of intersexion.