Dear God,
Thanks for making last night so fucking... oops- I mean, so very sweet. I know I ask for a lot of stuff all the time and sometimes I don't deserve it, because... well, sometimes I don't always do things you'd aggree with. But it's nice to know that you are looking out for the little guys like me. I understand that you probably have a real busy schedual too, and I appreciate you taking time out to throw a little T&A my way. I promise from now on, I will try to always say please and thank you, and keep my elbows off the table while I eat. I'll even help an old lady cross the street, if I see one trying to get across during rush hour, or something. I know I slip up at times, but I promise from now on I will try extra hard to be on my best behavior. You probably get a lot of letters all the time, from people asking for all sort of shit- I mean, stuff. You may not even get around to reading this... and that's okay. But I just wanna tell you that I really appreciate how you worked last night out for me. I don't like to ask for things... well, okay, yes I do. I lied- but you already knew that, I guess. Oh, and I won't lie either, cause I know that makes you mad. But I guess all I really wanted to say, is thanks, big guy, for everything! It's nice to know that I'm back on your good side!
Thanks for making last night so fucking... oops- I mean, so very sweet. I know I ask for a lot of stuff all the time and sometimes I don't deserve it, because... well, sometimes I don't always do things you'd aggree with. But it's nice to know that you are looking out for the little guys like me. I understand that you probably have a real busy schedual too, and I appreciate you taking time out to throw a little T&A my way. I promise from now on, I will try to always say please and thank you, and keep my elbows off the table while I eat. I'll even help an old lady cross the street, if I see one trying to get across during rush hour, or something. I know I slip up at times, but I promise from now on I will try extra hard to be on my best behavior. You probably get a lot of letters all the time, from people asking for all sort of shit- I mean, stuff. You may not even get around to reading this... and that's okay. But I just wanna tell you that I really appreciate how you worked last night out for me. I don't like to ask for things... well, okay, yes I do. I lied- but you already knew that, I guess. Oh, and I won't lie either, cause I know that makes you mad. But I guess all I really wanted to say, is thanks, big guy, for everything! It's nice to know that I'm back on your good side!
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god sleater kinney fuckin rule! i have been listening to them almost all day, they are nice on sundays, i love the song 'good things'
i soooo love corin and carrie. there voices are like heaven sent,
and janets beats make me wiggle like an epiliptic person on meth. no offense to those with eplilpsy (sp?)
or no offense to those on meth, heh
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The art of killing slugs!! yeah great story.