I messed with the local police on my way home tonight! I just drove up next to one after one followed me with their lights off, parked a few feet in front of him and had him get out of his comfy air condtioned car, look up my clean record and then have him realize I'm messing with him by being sarcastic and a smartass. Pretending I'm lost.
It's their fault for following me when I was doing everything by the law. He asked me if I had a weapon I told him not unless he considers a tire iron one, then he's like is it on you. Nope, but I do have a pen. *shows pen*
It was hilariously great.
I left back to my truck with a grin.
It's their fault for following me when I was doing everything by the law. He asked me if I had a weapon I told him not unless he considers a tire iron one, then he's like is it on you. Nope, but I do have a pen. *shows pen*
It was hilariously great.
I left back to my truck with a grin.