A 12 pack a day keeps the doctor away. But jesus, my head hurts.
Holy fucking hangover Batman. Partied for the first time since my birthday last night. Was my buddies bday. Nothing big, small crowd. To make up for this, I decided to get completely blackout drunk. Supposedly I ended up in the tub with lots of vomit on me. Wee! Then walked home about 30 minutes after being put there. I was pretty confused when I woke...
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Some people just blow things way out of proportion. The cops are invovled, whoops. I think it will be okay, but things are kinda fucked up right now.
deckwreck:
Does this involve a certain crack-smoking whore that was formerly the roommate of a certain sorostitute? If it doesn't I need to know what the hell you've been up to, because it sounds hilarious.
Also, what are we doing for Alex's birthday?
Also, what are we doing for Alex's birthday?
Fuck.. "I'm drunk, but right now I'm so in love with you." FUCK! Hot drunk girl on couch.. goddamnit. Must.. not.. but.. want to.. FUCK!
Fuck.. I'm hungover.. fuck... work is gonna be fun.
Fuck.. I'm hungover.. fuck... work is gonna be fun.
scopitone6248:
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaa
etcee:
Happy Birthday!
Do something really immature, and then when someone gets mad at you, use 'it's my birthday' as an excuse!
_mith
Happy Birthday!
Do something really immature, and then when someone gets mad at you, use 'it's my birthday' as an excuse!
_mith
It always amazes me how many 40s pile up in my room after only 3 days of not going out...
maximillian:
Yeah, this is true. However, I'm teaching the lady to drive so she can be the DD in the future.
Oh fuck. We fucked up last night. Bamboo Laua went fine.. the party afterwords.. didn''t. Ronnie's birthday is coming up and this is week of celebration. I was trying hard as fuck to get my man laid. One chick was semi-digging on him, sadly she was occupied by some douche bag. I went to great lengths to get her away. I went up to the...
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I haven't updated in forever.. and I think its going to stay that way. Suffer.
Got drunk with my roommate for the first time in a long time last night. Didn't fuck her. Was weird, but I was having too good of a time with her. Its always a bit awkward when I fuck her and her boyfriend comes over in the morning. So I did the gallant thing and thought with my big head instead of my little. Surprise...
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kestrel:
I'll go with totally awesome on that one. I'm always talking on AIM or coding some random web site in my dreams. 
Speaking of, and the reason I stopped by, your username was in my dream last night, on a poster or something. Thought I'd tell you, because... what the hell?
Speaking of, and the reason I stopped by, your username was in my dream last night, on a poster or something. Thought I'd tell you, because... what the hell?
I went four nights without drinking. God I was bored. The sad thing is, I really didn't even have a reason to go four nights without booze. It just kind of happend. I rectified the sitution on friday night. Sadly the party was UNGODLY lame. I tried to make it cooler by downing obscene amounts of jager... but to no avail.
I ended up back...
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deckwreck:
Nah, I wasn't refering to you. I'll tell you about it later.
mcbane13:
I will now proceed to define what me and about 5 other buddies of mine refer to as "Mainlining" alcohol. Note: contrary to what you might think, it does not involve needles....it's just that the way we consume it, we might as well have a one of thems hospital drip thingies following us around.
Ok. For 2 people, a 750ml Bottle of Johnny Walker Black or a bottle of Jim Beam works best. So 750ml/couple. You will also need a twelve pack of your favorite brew also chilled , for after the "mainlining".
The bottle are thrown in the freezer to chill. While the ambrosia chills, you drink sociably and whatnot....enuff to loosen up...not enuff to get sloshed....(although if you get sloshed, hillarity can ensue, from what others tell me...personally, i couldn't tell ya)
Once chilled, You tilt your head back, open your throat, have the other person pour half the bottle in you. Then you do the same for the other colleague. Then you Haul the 12 pack with you to that lame party everyone doesnt want to go to but go anyway or to go see your bud's hardcore band play. And I'll be damned if by the next day, people aren't talking about how you "livened up the party", "pissed the partythrowers off", "hollered obscene catcalls to every girl there"...basically good natured fun.
Note: I have tried this with a Handle of Jim Beam.....I only tried this once....lets just say that a $3500 School Property damage bill was charged to the whole floor that year....everyone knew who had done it...but no one told.
College was fun!
Ok. For 2 people, a 750ml Bottle of Johnny Walker Black or a bottle of Jim Beam works best. So 750ml/couple. You will also need a twelve pack of your favorite brew also chilled , for after the "mainlining".
The bottle are thrown in the freezer to chill. While the ambrosia chills, you drink sociably and whatnot....enuff to loosen up...not enuff to get sloshed....(although if you get sloshed, hillarity can ensue, from what others tell me...personally, i couldn't tell ya
)
Once chilled, You tilt your head back, open your throat, have the other person pour half the bottle in you. Then you do the same for the other colleague. Then you Haul the 12 pack with you to that lame party everyone doesnt want to go to but go anyway or to go see your bud's hardcore band play. And I'll be damned if by the next day, people aren't talking about how you "livened up the party", "pissed the partythrowers off", "hollered obscene catcalls to every girl there"...basically good natured fun.
Note: I have tried this with a Handle of Jim Beam.....I only tried this once....lets just say that a $3500 School Property damage bill was charged to the whole floor that year....everyone knew who had done it...but no one told.
College was fun!
Been down at deckwreck and Knifefight's for the past week. Been boozing it up to a minor degree. Actually worked out today, most exercise I've gotten since I fucked your mom the other night. Deck's cat knocked a beer onto my cell phone, and I'm heading out to get a new one.. bye bye.
The count down is on. A little less than three months...
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The count down is on. A little less than three months...
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deckwreck:
I vote that you will live until November 6th. If we make it to Alex's, we will truley be gods.
mcbane13:
The count down is on. A little less than three months till I can legally drink. We're taking bets on how long I'll live past my 21st birthday. We are all pretty positive I'm going to pull some of the shit I usually pull at house parties.. at a bar... and get shot. In the face. Hard.
Good Luck...I had to find out the hard way that hanging out with your friends and being a sovereign asshole does have consequences....which is prolly why i drink alcohol instead of "mainlining" like i did in school...
Have Fun!
Good Luck...I had to find out the hard way that hanging out with your friends and being a sovereign asshole does have consequences....which is prolly why i drink alcohol instead of "mainlining" like i did in school...
Have Fun!
I didn't pay my DSL bill.. soo uhh.. yeah. I won't be around much. Whoops. Uhh.. nothing all that exciting been going on lately.. just getting trashed and such. If anything awesomely cool happens worth mentioning, I'm sure deckwreck will fill everyone in. Uhh.. I like booze.
Today at work I crucified a stuffed monkey and acted like I was fucking it from behind, all the while telling my coworker that jesus was a fag and was loving my cock in his butt. He was highly offended. I'm such an asshole.
Speaking of assholes, if you haven't seen Tucker Max's page, you are missing out. This man is fucking hilarious.
Speaking of assholes, if you haven't seen Tucker Max's page, you are missing out. This man is fucking hilarious.
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deckwreck:
I think he looks like Jesse Heath. Which is what made it even more weird.
mcbane13:
HA!
Chthulu Bless your soul!
wish you had video so i could see your coworker's expression...
Chthulu Bless your soul!
wish you had video so i could see your coworker's expression...