Guess who drunkdialed me last night? A 4 letter asshole named Nick.
Guess where I was? In bed making out with a new asshole also named Nick.
Guess who is not calling Nick #1 back? Me, that's who.
Nick #2 is hot, nice, and we didn't have teh sex. We cuddled and kissed all night, and this morning he said he wanted to keep me. Yeah wrong you homo, but it was fun.
Also I went to a gangsta party last night. Thrown by a bunch of hippies. Can we say omg lolz?
I am fucking back people. And it feels damn good.
Guess where I was? In bed making out with a new asshole also named Nick.
Guess who is not calling Nick #1 back? Me, that's who.
Nick #2 is hot, nice, and we didn't have teh sex. We cuddled and kissed all night, and this morning he said he wanted to keep me. Yeah wrong you homo, but it was fun.
Also I went to a gangsta party last night. Thrown by a bunch of hippies. Can we say omg lolz?
I am fucking back people. And it feels damn good.
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That party must have been interesting.