I didn't know what to say about this at the time, and I still have no idea.
The other day I was lecturing to my Analysis students, and this girl sitting in the corner of the front row blurts out, "I love your mouth!"
How does one respond to that? Is it flattering? Is it scary? Is this girl maybe just a weirdo? She seemed...
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The other day I was lecturing to my Analysis students, and this girl sitting in the corner of the front row blurts out, "I love your mouth!"
How does one respond to that? Is it flattering? Is it scary? Is this girl maybe just a weirdo? She seemed...
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I just completed the most wonderful course of mornings, noons, and nights the Cosmos has ever been so kind and benevolent as to bestow upon me.
Los Angeles is a beautiful city teeming with beautiful people. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise. I know plenty of folks believe it's a blatantly cardboard myth, pasted with rotten treacle over the chthonic, gangrenous gut-wound of the...
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Los Angeles is a beautiful city teeming with beautiful people. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise. I know plenty of folks believe it's a blatantly cardboard myth, pasted with rotten treacle over the chthonic, gangrenous gut-wound of the...
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flux:
Let me thi-YES.
emotedcreations:
If they don't listen to you, I highly doubt they'd care what I had to say, unfortunately.
Here I go (* see footnote).
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* Or here I come, depending on who you are.
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* Or here I come, depending on who you are.
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hbomb98:
Are you, like, busy or something?
garagedelfuego:
I took her to a supermarket,
I don't know why but I had to start it somewhere,
so it started there.
I don't know why but I had to start it somewhere,
so it started there.
Those who can, do; those who can't, blog (see footnote 1).
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1. Inspiration: all the Jealous Haters(TM) out there. I'm sorry that you are too ugly and uncreative to have your own fun and too bitter about it to enjoy the fun of others (see footnote 1a).
1a. Nah, I'm not really that sorry. You guys suck.
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1. Inspiration: all the Jealous Haters(TM) out there. I'm sorry that you are too ugly and uncreative to have your own fun and too bitter about it to enjoy the fun of others (see footnote 1a).
1a. Nah, I'm not really that sorry. You guys suck.
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flux:
Crooked house, crooked teeth.
hellblazer:
Hey... Is that my spleen...?
NURSE: Doctor, quick!! We've got a drinker!!
Hahahaha....
NURSE: Doctor, quick!! We've got a drinker!!
Hahahaha....
I am officially a Physics teacher now, and in late September, I will also officially be a Mathematics teacher. I am pretty fucking excited.
Thanks to you who've been supportive!
Thanks to you who've been supportive!
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blackeyeddog:
Laugh it up, fuzzball. (OK, you're right, it's more like geometry and linear algebra go together like peanut butter and chocolate.)
Someone just made art with me in mind for the first time in my entire life.
Please excuse me if I cry a little bit.
Please excuse me if I cry a little bit.
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schiavona:
Very nice. That is a good feeling. 
hellblazer:
That's cool...
In the absence of that, I've spent most of my life creating art with myself in mind, so I don't feel deprived of the experience... Hahaha...
In the absence of that, I've spent most of my life creating art with myself in mind, so I don't feel deprived of the experience... Hahaha...
Sometimes I wonder if my day-to-day alcohol consumption might be a bit excessive, but then something always happens to remind me what "excessive" really means. Last night I drank so much gin that I passed out face down on the stoop. It's been a while since I've slept with that much hooch in me. Boy, oh, boy.
I don't think I hate myself enough anymore...
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I don't think I hate myself enough anymore...
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garagedelfuego:
I'll keep you posted... and if you need a hand getting the galaxy to submit, lemmie know, I'm pretty good with that kind of thing.
hellblazer:
Last night, after several cocktail hour whiskeys, I went to a restaurant here in Bangkok and ordered a drink called...
The Long Shot - One Man Show
Obiously, any drink with that ornate a title could not be passed up.
More a series of drinks, it was different combinations of vodka featuring chili, tamarind, lemongrass, etc.
And then there was the champagne...
It was a one man show, alright...
The Long Shot - One Man Show
Obiously, any drink with that ornate a title could not be passed up.
More a series of drinks, it was different combinations of vodka featuring chili, tamarind, lemongrass, etc.
And then there was the champagne...
It was a one man show, alright...
I know nothing's gonna change my clothes ever anymore.
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subrosa:
P.S.
THIS
IS AWESOME.
THIS
IS AWESOME.
flux:
My God, man! You're right!
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tangus:
I saw a band at Warped yesterday that reminded me of you, so I took a picture of the guy for you.
and I'm sorry, I have no idea what band it was, but they were on the all-girl "Shiragirl" stage.
and I'm sorry, I have no idea what band it was, but they were on the all-girl "Shiragirl" stage.
tangus:
ha, I can only imagine how many of those shows you've played.
and yeah, I didn't listen to the band for a long time, since I had seen them play before while just passing by and decided I'd stay for one song so I could take pictures for you.
I do remember the guy doing a decent guitar solo, nothing special though. I've never seen you play, so I can't make any comparison.
and yeah, I didn't listen to the band for a long time, since I had seen them play before while just passing by and decided I'd stay for one song so I could take pictures for you.
I do remember the guy doing a decent guitar solo, nothing special though. I've never seen you play, so I can't make any comparison.
But he loved him and preferred the sorrow and trouble of his love rather than happiness and pleasure without...
-Hermann Hesse, Siddartha
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flux:
And that, dear heart, is why I love you.
drstinkypants:
I live my life in dangerous territory.
my heavens if that doesnt feel like it should be a line in a steven seagal movie, well... call me someone whos only seen one or two steven seagal movies (egg on MY face)
Flux left her panties at my house.
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drstinkypants:
*high five*!
argh god i used to do that delete instead of reply thing all the time too.
i still log out when im trying to click my screen name at least once a week
haha, oh man fuck my ass. there are two, TWO mentions of shark attackIII in your profile. that sir earns more than a few bonus points. that is by far my favorite shark movie. and i think ive seen almost every one ever made
"Megala-who?"
genuis.
accidental, idiotic fucking genius
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argh god i used to do that delete instead of reply thing all the time too.
i still log out when im trying to click my screen name at least once a week
haha, oh man fuck my ass. there are two, TWO mentions of shark attackIII in your profile. that sir earns more than a few bonus points. that is by far my favorite shark movie. and i think ive seen almost every one ever made
"Megala-who?"
genuis.
accidental, idiotic fucking genius
[Edited on Jun 05, 2006 3:01PM]
vanceowen:
I hate it when chicks leave stuff at my house. A sure sign she would make a messy roommate. I'd recommend a housekeeper.
I have so many things to say to so many people: hellos, replies, apologies, explanations, questions, answers, requests, fuck yous. I just don't have the will or the energy to make the thoughts into words and say the things that I want to (or, much worse, the things that I don't want to) say. Sorry, everybody.
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flux:
Since when am I right and healthy?
drstinkypants:
did you delete a comment i left in here?
i could have sworn i came in here to see what was happening in your corner of the internet, since i hadnt been here much either.
huh, weird.
i could have sworn i came in here to see what was happening in your corner of the internet, since i hadnt been here much either.
huh, weird.
i lied to jason.... you'll have to let him know that i...well, michael, got a picture of him.
at least for a few hours we were the coolest parents in michael's eye for having taken him to see you guys! he (as were we) was thoroughly impressed with the performance!