I was at the gym tonight and this girl near me was engaged in a pretty lame treadmill session. Active rest at best. Next thing I know she has left the machine and is standing in front of a mirror hula hooping. And not just a little hip action either. She was going off: shimmying, shaking, snaking her arm up through the hoop, doing some...
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Sorry about that judgment rains down bit. I'm in the South drinking hard and I got a little gothic wannabe on y'all.
liante:
You will doubtlessly be honored to know that this is officially the first poem written about me on SG. I think. I'm assuming some of the less coherent emails were not intended to be poetry, anyway, although they weren't particularly clear as prose either.
You needn't be self-conscious about your age. It's perfectly within the range of normalcy as far as I can tell.
You needn't be self-conscious about your age. It's perfectly within the range of normalcy as far as I can tell.
gabriellamarie:
I agree with Liante, age is really just a number.
I put my age back up on my profile. I took it down because I felt self-conscious about being older than the average person on this site and didnt want people to think that I was just some creepy old guy looking at pictures of naked girls. But then I realized that pretending I was a young guy looking at the naked girls was precisely...
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How should one cure a particularly nasty bout of Schadenfreunde?
a. Detach yourself from the ego trap that is the world
b. Go out and accomplish something great
c. Sabotage, backstab, and undermine
d. Delude yourself into feelings of superiority
I'm going to go with 'a' as the best answer but one that is a little beyond me right now so 'b' is the fallback....
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a. Detach yourself from the ego trap that is the world
b. Go out and accomplish something great
c. Sabotage, backstab, and undermine
d. Delude yourself into feelings of superiority
I'm going to go with 'a' as the best answer but one that is a little beyond me right now so 'b' is the fallback....
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gabriellamarie:
walk the earth, bc I believe it will take more then a life time to see the earth.
liante:
Schadenfreude? I normally sit back and enjoy it until my conscience kicks in and ruins the fun. But of those four choices, definitely b.
As for spam and erectile dysfunction, I could make a mean comment about the kind of guys who are delusional enough to seize upon the hope, but I suspect we're all already thinking it, and putting it into words would just be unnecessarily unkind.
As for spam and erectile dysfunction, I could make a mean comment about the kind of guys who are delusional enough to seize upon the hope, but I suspect we're all already thinking it, and putting it into words would just be unnecessarily unkind.
I am the world's worst Buddhist.
Two and a half years a member and my first journal entry. What changed you ask? Beer and a sophie twofer.
Home with my family celebrating my grandparents' 68th wedding anniversay and my grandfather's 90th birthday. Got to hear some family history of which I was unaware. Biggest scoop: we have a murderer in the bloodline. Turns out one of my great-great-great uncles didn't like...
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Home with my family celebrating my grandparents' 68th wedding anniversay and my grandfather's 90th birthday. Got to hear some family history of which I was unaware. Biggest scoop: we have a murderer in the bloodline. Turns out one of my great-great-great uncles didn't like...
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gabriellamarie:
Will it take another two and a half years for the next journal entry?
And so a guy doesnt have to worry about the harassment but enjoy the art and the history and the food.
I enjoyed your story about your last trip to Europe, and would love to explore Oktoberfest with you in Germany.