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therealtexasguy

Somewhere in Western Nevada

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Monday Mar 14, 2005

Mar 14, 2005
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Talked to my main client today, let him know I was leaving. Apparently he does not want my cousin running the business in my absence because she doesn't have the mechanical skills I do. Bad news as that may be for her, couldn't help but make me smile (that's a big compliment coming from him). So I guess my Dad is getting the work.

Was showing one of my rentals today and three people came in twenty minutes. One of them was a guy my age driving a brand-new H2 Hummer with 24" rims and a bitchin stereo and whatnot. Covered head to toe in mafia tats. I called him on it and told him he couldn't be dealing if he moved in, and that if he got caught, he'd be kicked out. He got a little pissed and started talking shit, but I told him to shut the fuck up and listen, then explained why. Turns out we know a lot of the same people, so he calmed down and said he'd get back to me, but wasn't going to pass the application. Good thing, too, cause I don't want to rent that unit to a mafiaoso drug dealer - the neighbor is a tenant whose whole family rents from me, so I need to keep her happy.

What else?

Oh, that Super Nanny on TV is pretty hot for a big girl. I'd bone her, and I'm more the type that likes a size zero, you know?

Oh, and datsun left just about the nicest compliment on my testimonial anyone's ever given me. Mad props, girl. Sorry I didn't see it before. Now I got to say something nice about you - not a difficult thing, but it probably won't be eloquant.

Oh, and the Texas State Troopers are fucking prick bastards. They got this new radar thing that can't trigger radar detectors, so the last week everytime I drive this one mile stretch of I-37 I see, literally, AT LEAST four troopers handing out tickets. I saw one finish giving a guy a ticket, jump the median, and chase someone else down to give them a ticket! The mother fucker hadn't even done anything! And there's no way the trooper could have hit him with the radar, cause the trooper was outside of the fucking car when the other car passed him in the OPPOSITE lane! mad fucking highway hog!

I loathe state troopers, I really do. They are worse then fucking meter maids! Those pricks don't even work traffic accidents so much anymore. All the accidents I see, even ON THE FUCKING HIGHWAY OUTSIDE OF THE CITY LIMITS, have Sheriff's Deputies and city police working it, while those fucking highway pigs sit on the side of the road a couple miles down holding a fucking radar gun in one hand and a donut in the other.

Pigs.

Sorry for the rant, I just really do not like State Troopers. At least not Texas ones. mad
datsun:
blush

I hate Texas State Troopers as well - they are always trying to pull my boy over, even though he is the most conscientious and careful drive you would ever care to meet! (Sometimes I get frustrated because he won't speed). mad

[Edited on Mar 14, 2005 7:41PM]
Mar 14, 2005
kreatinkaos:
Up here the state doughnut suckers have a chunk of pork hiding on the side of the road without a car using a laser gun and radio to alert the porkers up ahead on what cars to pull over , they also use planes to time cars between painted markers on the highway to trap speeders and have roaming unmarked cars pull the people over mad
Mar 14, 2005

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