Hey, kids! It's another update from Your Friendly Neighborhood Freak.
I hope everyone had a fun and safe St. Paddy's Day weekend. How was mine, you ask?
Well, the party @my friends Tavis and Kerrianne's house was much fun. We ate, drank, played video games, and had a Trey Parker/Matt Stone movie mini-marathon, with Orgazmo, BASEketball, and Team America: World Police.
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I hope everyone had a fun and safe St. Paddy's Day weekend. How was mine, you ask?
Well, the party @my friends Tavis and Kerrianne's house was much fun. We ate, drank, played video games, and had a Trey Parker/Matt Stone movie mini-marathon, with Orgazmo, BASEketball, and Team America: World Police.
Also,...
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Hey, kids! it's another update from Your Friendly Neighborhood Freak.
"Why, Tom," you're asking yourselves, "you just updated. Why update so soon? That's not like you. It's scaring me!"
Well, for one simple reason.
Let's go back in time....
March 16, 2005.
Your Humble Narrator first stumbles onto SG, and the rest, as they say, is history.
A lot has gone on in the 2...
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"Why, Tom," you're asking yourselves, "you just updated. Why update so soon? That's not like you. It's scaring me!"
Well, for one simple reason.
Let's go back in time....
March 16, 2005.
Your Humble Narrator first stumbles onto SG, and the rest, as they say, is history.
A lot has gone on in the 2...
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zamn:
DUDE!!! I could have swore I already commented on this but Ill do it again lol. I am beyond HONORED to even be part of your list homie! It's always been a requirement of mine to read your bloggins even if I couldnt comment back right away. You have and will always be the the great journal PIMPINO (hmm doesnt sound like the great Bambino) to me!
JP
JP
piracy:
um, sometimes, sorta, some people. maybe.
Hey, kids! It's another update from Your Friendly Neighborhood Freak.
How is your Humble Narrator, you ask?
Well...
Sadly, dinner w/Amy was cancelled, due to her being sick w/all sorts of headache and puking. We have yet to make more plans, due to conflicting schedules, so I'm not sure where things will be going.
My week before today was full of stress due to the...
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How is your Humble Narrator, you ask?
Well...
Sadly, dinner w/Amy was cancelled, due to her being sick w/all sorts of headache and puking. We have yet to make more plans, due to conflicting schedules, so I'm not sure where things will be going.
My week before today was full of stress due to the...
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meow:
I know it was removed, but it's still damn funny.
giggles:
What's with all the puke talk
Hey, kids! It's another update from Your Friendly Neighborhood Freak.
Well, another Friday is upon us. How is your Humble Narrator, you ask?
Well, here goes...
Tuesday was spent hanging out w/Amy, getting lunch and watching Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny which, while a little short, had plenty of amusing moments. Sunday will still hopefully still be me cooking lunch/dinner, and we'd also...
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Well, another Friday is upon us. How is your Humble Narrator, you ask?
Well, here goes...
Tuesday was spent hanging out w/Amy, getting lunch and watching Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny which, while a little short, had plenty of amusing moments. Sunday will still hopefully still be me cooking lunch/dinner, and we'd also...
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walkswithbears:
Fifteen? I don't have that many pairs of underwear. 
girthy:
That would have been so much more badass.
Hey, kids! It's another update from Your Friendly Neighborhood Freak.
How's things w/me, you ask?
Well...
Got the day off from work today, which is good because due to the shitty-ass weather, I really didn't feel like being out of the house. But that just means more time to clean.
Why so much cleaning, you ask?
Because I would like to soon have Amy over...
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How's things w/me, you ask?
Well...
Got the day off from work today, which is good because due to the shitty-ass weather, I really didn't feel like being out of the house. But that just means more time to clean.
Why so much cleaning, you ask?
Because I would like to soon have Amy over...
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belllla:
Hit me up on IM. I am chalk-FULL of good dinner party ideas. 
Amy, huh? Will I approve??
Amy, huh? Will I approve??
thefreak:
Some fan art I've done here and there.
Hey, kids! It's another update from Your Friendly Neighborhood Freak.
Wow, I've had a lot of updates as of late. If only I updated my MySpace this much...
Well, the weekend is soon coming to a close. Here's how mine went:
Sadly, my buddy Topher's birthday party was canceled Saturday due to his lady coming down w/the flu and no one to watch his kid....
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Wow, I've had a lot of updates as of late. If only I updated my MySpace this much...
Well, the weekend is soon coming to a close. Here's how mine went:
Sadly, my buddy Topher's birthday party was canceled Saturday due to his lady coming down w/the flu and no one to watch his kid....
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toothpickmoe:
Dude. Seriously. Comic gold.
Not that the idea didn't occur to me when I wrote it a million years ago. And it's sort of orchestrated to make you think that, to an extent. But no...
Remember the evil pink tub slime from Ghostbusters 2?
Not that the idea didn't occur to me when I wrote it a million years ago. And it's sort of orchestrated to make you think that, to an extent. But no...
Remember the evil pink tub slime from Ghostbusters 2?
toothpickmoe:
That's some truly shocking shit right there. 
Hey, kids! It's Your Friendly Neighborhood Freak saying it's about DAMN FRIGGIN' TIME the weekend got here!
GAH! Took forever.
A rare weekend off for your Humble Narrator is always welcome!
First off, tomorrow is my buddy Topher's (belated) 26th birthday party, which should have food, video games, and general merriment.
Sunday, as I mentioned, is the movie date w/Amy, which I'm looking forward to....
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GAH! Took forever.
A rare weekend off for your Humble Narrator is always welcome!
First off, tomorrow is my buddy Topher's (belated) 26th birthday party, which should have food, video games, and general merriment.
Sunday, as I mentioned, is the movie date w/Amy, which I'm looking forward to....
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_dictionarygirl_:
Aww rad, thank you! 
skeneo:
so ruff i think ive fucked my leg up as it hurts like hell when i walk on it lol
Hey, kids! It's another update from Your Friendly Neighborhood Freak.
First of all, working straight through Mon to Fri is gonna suck.
Second of all, the date went well, and we have plans to go see a movie on Sunday. Here's hoping.
Third of all...
It's time for Ask A Ninja.
That's all for now, kids. As always, I hope all of you are well....
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First of all, working straight through Mon to Fri is gonna suck.
Second of all, the date went well, and we have plans to go see a movie on Sunday. Here's hoping.
Third of all...
It's time for Ask A Ninja.
That's all for now, kids. As always, I hope all of you are well....
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freakpirate:
No, I just watched the highlights. Holy fucking shit!
morgan:
I wish I had a movie date! I'm totally in the mood for a movie this weekend, but alas, no monies.
Hey, kids! It's your Friendly Neighborhood Freak again.
So, who got laid on VD?
Not yours truly. Well, if memory serves I had some self-love. I'll take it where I can get it.
Though it's really a hit to your ego when your hand tells you it wants to see other people. That's when you drop that unappreciative hussy and go for ole' Lefty!
Just...
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So, who got laid on VD?
Not yours truly. Well, if memory serves I had some self-love. I'll take it where I can get it.
Though it's really a hit to your ego when your hand tells you it wants to see other people. That's when you drop that unappreciative hussy and go for ole' Lefty!
Just...
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craftygrrl:
How'd the coffee date go?
sillyokio:
and here i thought you'd be holding out for me. 
Hey, kids! It's Your Friendly Neighborhood Freak wishing you all a (albeit belated) Happy VD Day. Go get laid.
I need to get laid. Any takers?
That is all.
Stay tuned...
-TM
I need to get laid. Any takers?
That is all.
Stay tuned...
-TM
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toothpickmoe:
Ressurected zombies confuse you?
elizathetroll:
"Die Form" is German for the form, but it also sounds like the English deform. It's a word play. The band is French, by the way.
Hey, kids! It's Your Friendly Neighborhood Freak spoiling you with yet another update this week.
Haven't been up to much else since my last update, besides getting more cleaning done around the apt. Figure if I ever want a girl over, I should get the ole' homestead spic and span. Including scrubbing the shit outta my bathroom.
Though, after all that today, sitting @home alone...
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Haven't been up to much else since my last update, besides getting more cleaning done around the apt. Figure if I ever want a girl over, I should get the ole' homestead spic and span. Including scrubbing the shit outta my bathroom.
Though, after all that today, sitting @home alone...
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jena:
I got better. Now just mourning Anna Nicole's legacies. (both of them)
lylonijade:
that pic you posted so looks like your about to grab my boobies no lie
Thanks for checking in on me.