so i went on this date last week thinking this was a great guy and all that shit, but upon retrospect and him not calling, well, it wasnt that great. i mean, he really liked talking about himself and liked when i talked about him too, but for a self proclaimed math genius that i had to correct on the pythagorean theorem, well, fuck him. and as i told a pretty lady, how great a date could it have been if i went home with another guy??
so, i met a great guy tonight. oh, come on. im a hot chick in manhattan. i go through men & crushes faster than i do panties. hes 6 ft 4 with dark messy hair and beautiful blue eyes. hes from the south and can cook and is working on restoring my dead plants already, so i can overlook him kissing like a pirana. but i know hes the guy i wanted cause he lifted me up and slammed me down on the couch, almost breaking it. i told him next time to just slam me against the wall and we will both be very happy. so, if he calls, great. if not, well, on to the next. but you would be amazed how rare it is for me to find a guy who can lift me and properly slam me against anything. so im looking forward to the possibilities!!
so, i met a great guy tonight. oh, come on. im a hot chick in manhattan. i go through men & crushes faster than i do panties. hes 6 ft 4 with dark messy hair and beautiful blue eyes. hes from the south and can cook and is working on restoring my dead plants already, so i can overlook him kissing like a pirana. but i know hes the guy i wanted cause he lifted me up and slammed me down on the couch, almost breaking it. i told him next time to just slam me against the wall and we will both be very happy. so, if he calls, great. if not, well, on to the next. but you would be amazed how rare it is for me to find a guy who can lift me and properly slam me against anything. so im looking forward to the possibilities!!
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... sigh ...