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A major research institution has announced the discovery of the heaviest
element yet known to science - "Governmentium." It has 1 neutron, 12
assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 111 assistant deputy neutrons
for an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces
called morons that are further surrounded by vast quantities of
lepton-like sub particles called peons.
Governmentium...
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A major research institution has announced the discovery of the heaviest
element yet known to science - "Governmentium." It has 1 neutron, 12
assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 111 assistant deputy neutrons
for an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces
called morons that are further surrounded by vast quantities of
lepton-like sub particles called peons.
Governmentium...
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oh man. restaurant people.
i don't like to talk in the morning. anything more than "good morning" really throws me off, makes me tense and irks me. i love the peaceful hopefulness of the morning (esp. now that it's still dark when i get up), and even how-are-you breaks it.
unless you are my lover and we are still in bed; but as soon as we get out of...
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sonofmorrissey:
I concur.
BTW, did that ticket ever arrive? Just want to make sure it didn't get eaten by the USPS.
BTW, did that ticket ever arrive? Just want to make sure it didn't get eaten by the USPS.
sonofmorrissey:
Cool, just making sure.
Ah lazy work-at-home day. I think I'm going to head over to 16th and Valencia in about 20 minutes and grab a sandwich and a beer...on company time. God bless America.
Ah lazy work-at-home day. I think I'm going to head over to 16th and Valencia in about 20 minutes and grab a sandwich and a beer...on company time. God bless America.
group hug confession of the day.
last night i left a birthday party because i said i had a lot of work to get done (true). but really i just went to get laid.
it was worth it.
last night i left a birthday party because i said i had a lot of work to get done (true). but really i just went to get laid.
it was worth it.
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wallace:
bah, i tried this the other day & was not successful.
tsukue:
hi! just thought I'd drop a note by and let you know how my name on here is spelled!
Did a day ever get settled on for the book club? I have the title still but I have to go find it and start reading it.
I've done that before - left work because I had a headache and though I did, I went to go get some from my bf at the time.
Did a day ever get settled on for the book club? I have the title still but I have to go find it and start reading it.
I've done that before - left work because I had a headache and though I did, I went to go get some from my bf at the time.
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missnomer:
'Snuggle', in all it's variations, is one of the cutest words EVER.
missnomer:
I just talked to the four-year-old I usually watch on Mondays, and she nudged out 'snuggle' with 'Winkly Wongla.'
I'm fighting my cooties with vitamins, anger, and an anti-anti-porn diatribe. I think it's working!
I'm fighting my cooties with vitamins, anger, and an anti-anti-porn diatribe. I think it's working!
mmmm that was sweet.
there's police drama outside my house & i can't figure it out (usually it's pretty easy). dubious.
i had a good night
& now i feel a little hopeful.
there's police drama outside my house & i can't figure it out (usually it's pretty easy). dubious.
i had a good night
& now i feel a little hopeful.
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esme:
Hey nice to meet you the other night. Maybe we'll run into each other on campus sometime soon...and if not, I'll see you on Wednesday.
It must not have come up that the undergrad class I'm taking is on Nabokov...I hate it that taking classes on things always makes them so much less delicious.
It must not have come up that the undergrad class I'm taking is on Nabokov...I hate it that taking classes on things always makes them so much less delicious.
missnomer:
There's an AWESOME tranny hooker who likes to hang out on Larkin and California. She's given to loud, pottymouthed cell phone freakouts followed by standing-up smack naps. She always stops me to talk about my makeup and I LOVE her.
confess.
you know you want it.
you know you want it.
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cinemaone:
I was a lil drunk last night posting.. sorry for offensiveness/honesty.
ha heee
ha heee
sonofmorrissey:
holy 
So yeah, we'll work something out. I just made plans to hit Ocean Beach next Friday with a couple friends, but that's not a beginner spot. I've only been out to OB once and it was pretty daunting, so I'm glad I'll have some company this time around. Do you work a 9-5 or is your schedule flexible? I work a typical schedule but starting in January I should have a lot of flexibility.
So yeah, we'll work something out. I just made plans to hit Ocean Beach next Friday with a couple friends, but that's not a beginner spot. I've only been out to OB once and it was pretty daunting, so I'm glad I'll have some company this time around. Do you work a 9-5 or is your schedule flexible? I work a typical schedule but starting in January I should have a lot of flexibility.
i'm drunk!
& sleepy.
i'm wearing a lace dress that only covers 1/2 of my ass, white garter belt w/ turquoise stockings & white fishnets, turquoise shorts from the gravy train!!! show, & white leather stiletto boots. oh, and a grey leather jacket and a turquoise polka dot scarf.
yesssss.
Plus! I shared a cab with a lovely queen who lives 1 block from me....
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& sleepy.
i'm wearing a lace dress that only covers 1/2 of my ass, white garter belt w/ turquoise stockings & white fishnets, turquoise shorts from the gravy train!!! show, & white leather stiletto boots. oh, and a grey leather jacket and a turquoise polka dot scarf.
yesssss.
Plus! I shared a cab with a lovely queen who lives 1 block from me....
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cinemaone:
girl....
you better watch your descriptions!!!
Sounds too good to be true.
you better watch your descriptions!!!
Sounds too good to be true.
cinemaone:
Yet I know it to be true@!
oooh tish what a cutie!
floyd:
you're not looking too bad yourself! 
floyd:
grrrr. ruff! ruff! 
my roommate (the one we all loathe but don't have the chutzpah to remove just yet) has this incredible knack for coming into the kitchen to make her dinner right when i am making mine. this REALLY annoys me; is that unreasonable? i'm not making a fucking 12 course meal - i'm making a sandwich. or toast. or something like that (i don't like to...
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finklestein:
You two should cook together and you will be best friends forever. It will be lovely.
noelani:
ha! Hi!
Yay, you're coming to the party. FUN.
*Drool, pumpkin and mexican chocolate ice cream. I don't get real ice cream the much anymore cause J can't eat it. They have a really good mexican chocolate soy cream at Maggie Muds though, but not a very good pumpkin. I know because I looked, found, was all sorts of excited and then all sorts of let down about it last year.
Yay, you're coming to the party. FUN.
*Drool, pumpkin and mexican chocolate ice cream. I don't get real ice cream the much anymore cause J can't eat it. They have a really good mexican chocolate soy cream at Maggie Muds though, but not a very good pumpkin. I know because I looked, found, was all sorts of excited and then all sorts of let down about it last year.
(sorry, haven't looked on here for a while...)