As some of you may know, I got married recently. And to who? Why Telex512! You'll see him on my friend's list. He's the guy that got me to join this site. I feel the need to brag. Many of the pics on my profile he actually created. I've always been really impressed with his work and I'd like to share it with all of...
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noirkiss3:
I was reading the Worst thing to say in bed.thread, must say , you were crackin me up 
funkdubious:
Congratulations on the wedding!You both look great together 
I have been so lazy, the last couple of days. Last week, I was travelling all over the place, making plans, carrying out plans, cleaning, visiting people....etc. This week my days consist of watching Charmed reruns first thing, hopping on the internet, cleaning up just enough for us not to get evicted, and watching the kids (ok, maybe watching the kids isn't being lazy....but I'm...
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cld:
Kids = time and money. 
lorceluna:
I know how you feel. I currently have a sink full of dishes screaming at me.
A good friend sent this to me. It's just hilarious!
10 Reasons Gay Marriage Should Remain Illegal
1. Being gay is not natural. And as you know Americans have always rejected unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing gay marriage...
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10 Reasons Gay Marriage Should Remain Illegal
1. Being gay is not natural. And as you know Americans have always rejected unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing gay marriage...
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joker_:
It made me laugh pretty hard, that post there. Not as hard as the bumper stickers, but good none the less.
polyglotchef:
Hadn't seen this one before. Hilarious!
For two days now, I've had this overwhelming feeling like I've forgotten something really important. Maybe it's because I just got back from visiting Tampa and Orlando. Our car was absolutely packed with all sorts of junk. I barely had room to sit, in fact. For a couple of hours, it was just crazy in here. We were constantly going "Where the fuck did such...
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lorceluna:
congrats 
shivasshakti:
Congratulations! I saw your post in the "Married Women" group - sounds like fun!
By the way, I just noticed you're from Jacksonville! Me too, although I'm moving out west in a couple weeks.
By the way, I just noticed you're from Jacksonville! Me too, although I'm moving out west in a couple weeks.
Recently, a new acquaintance (someone I thought I might become buddies with) called me up on the phone crying. She's going through a divorce. Her husband failed a drug test and was kicked out of the Navy and now he's going nuts. He came by their place and vandalized everything in sight. Then, he told her he was going to kill her and hide her...
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x_richard_x:
what a fucking nightmare, she deserves her husband by the sound of things and with a bit of luck the child will eventually find its way to a good foster or adopted home b4 it comes too any harm. the world is full of crazy people, its no way near as bad but last year after years of my wife slagging off women who use their kids as weapons against their ex partners decided that i couldnt see my kids, why, well because i wouldnt pay her child support in cash i wanted it to go through the bank so it was traceable as im self employed. took 3 months and a lot of solicitors bills b4 i saw the kids again. got an order now tho so she cant fuck me around again
good luck, hope she stays out of your life
[Edited on Apr 27, 2006 11:20PM]
good luck, hope she stays out of your life
[Edited on Apr 27, 2006 11:20PM]
Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?
This is a newsletter that St. Mary's church in Colorado Springs sent out this week:
If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture...
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This is a newsletter that St. Mary's church in Colorado Springs sent out this week:
If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture...
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paullieboy:
just moved to jax
need friends....whats there to do here?
need friends....whats there to do here?
poisonivy1221:
Thanks for the comment & compliment doll! Sometimes I just have those days where all of my insecurities and problems get together and throw a blanket party on my ass! I agree perfect is boring and NO ONE is a totally "skilled, with it kind of mother" even most of the time. As long as you love your child, protect them to the best of your ability, guide them with a heart of pure intentions and enjoy every moment that you are blessed to spend with them...even if they are making you nuts...that is all the skill you need. I look forward to talkin' to ya 
Sometimes I just have those days where all of my insecurities and problems get together and throw a blanket party on my ass! I agree perfect is boring and NO ONE is a totally "skilled, with it kind of mother" even most of the time. As long as you love your child, protect them to the best of your ability, guide them with a heart of pure intentions and enjoy every moment that you are blessed to spend with them...even if they are making you nuts...that is all the skill you need. I look forward to talkin' to ya I read somewhere that creativity often comes from repetitive tasks. I have found this to be true. I sometimes come up with great songs while cleaning. I recently was reminded of this theory while driving the other day. I was on my way to pick up John from work, when a station wagon nearly clipped me.
"RAT FUCKER!" flew from my lips. I've never used...
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telexs512:
God is my co-pilot...That's why I don't use blinkers.
elpres:
Jesus is my Co-Pilot....too bad he's drunk.
That said, I've picked up my own random explicative recently. 'Jesus Christ and a pork chop.' Don't know where it came from, I just screamed it one day and decided to keep it.
That said, I've picked up my own random explicative recently. 'Jesus Christ and a pork chop.' Don't know where it came from, I just screamed it one day and decided to keep it.
Quick Disclaimer: I am severely pop culture impaired and this is about the first concert I've ever gone to...which was last night. Pathetic, I know, but there it is. Also, I realize how mainstream the group whose virtues I'm about to extoll is, but talent is talent...no matter where you find it. Plus, they don't like Pres. Bush either, which makes them A-okay in my...
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roaring_tulips:
Thanks! It was really a good show. Even John (who hates crowds) had fun.
azrael_abyss:
hola fellow Duvalite!
Without her make up and her expensive designer clothing, Paris Hilton is actually a rare and exotic African bird called the "That's Hot" crane, which is indicative of the sound it makes during mating season. Paris Hilton is the last one left, since they die if they go more than three nights without a camera flashing on them or dance club music blasting in their...
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cyrano1130:
Interesting fact...
That's hot.
That's hot.
Okay, third old ass blog I'm sharing today and I'm done.
There is something that I'm more afraid of than anything else. To me it is more terrifying than double jointed freaks and Richard Simmons. Yes, it's even more petrifying to me than having to call for a pizza delivery. There is one thing that I can call my biggest phobia and that would be...
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There is something that I'm more afraid of than anything else. To me it is more terrifying than double jointed freaks and Richard Simmons. Yes, it's even more petrifying to me than having to call for a pizza delivery. There is one thing that I can call my biggest phobia and that would be...
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lovesome:
oh man, thats my biggest fear also! i fucking hate those things. god, and of course they are everywhere in Florida. I can't even LOOK at one. if it's in the same room as me, i will run out of that room screaming at the top of my lungs and start crying. I always have to make my boy kill them for me because I can't do it myself. ugh.
worst bugs ever!
worst bugs ever!
I wrote this almost two years ago, but it's still exactly who I am.
I read this page in a book about birthdays of the year making us all unique. My birthday is July 17th. It said that those born on this day strive for greatness and never feel complete unless we achieve it. I've never read something that so accurately describes who I am...
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I read this page in a book about birthdays of the year making us all unique. My birthday is July 17th. It said that those born on this day strive for greatness and never feel complete unless we achieve it. I've never read something that so accurately describes who I am...
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I wrote this some time back, so I would just like to update something. I wrote that Bush elected an idiot to head FEMA and that created problems. Well, turns out Brown wasn't such a moron. Bush refused to listen to him when Brown warned him New Orleans would be screwed if hit by a hurricane. The Bush Administration then decided to use Brown as...
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