at the moment, i am drinking milk and eating cookies. god damn it. this is what rainy days and boredom do. they force me to resort to high caloried snacks. sometimes i WISH that i could have an eating disorder! but, sadly, i love food with a psaaion and i despise vomiting. i never, ever do it. oh my fucking lord! i just spelled "passion" like" psaaion"! see! i do have mental disabillities. sure, it's probably a result of doing too much x, but holes in the brain are disabilities, nonetheless. ok, now i'm just rambling. arrgghhh!!! i need to do FUCKING laundry but i have no quarters. someone help me. i'm just a little girl in this big scary world. you know what? i'm all about women's equality and all that jazz, but -call me old fashioned- i want to be taken care of, damn it. i very much enjoy domestic responsibilities like cooking, cleaning, blow jobs, laundry, etc, etc...i mean, give me some fucking quarters and i'll DO the god damn laundry. oh jesus, i need to get off this thing. see, this is what rain does to me, rain and ovulating. i think i'm ovulating. ok, i'll stop. hope everyone's weekend is going good. tonight's gonna kick ass b/c flametrick subs and devil doll are playing at red eye fly. kowabunga, dude! -that's for Dylan 
I love you all!!!
-the little red messterbater
I love you all!!!
-the little red messterbater
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a) You won't need any quarters for the laundry. You'll be coddled with new attire on a daily basis. A full-time clothes horse. A bewitching mannequin. A lifesize Barbie to adorn, drape, and robe. Your laundry cycle will go from 'wash-rinse-spin' to 'purchase-wear-Goodwill'.
Too indulgent? Wasteful?
b) You can throw yours in with mine. I'll do the wash. I'll pull each item out of the basket and sigh at the thought how you annimated each piece. You have to remember to take the kleenex out of you pockets BEFORE you put them in the wash!
[Edited on Feb 27, 2005 2:10PM]