I only ever had one intense internet crush, and it was on this brilliant glittering gypsy


From kas

I don't know her well yet, but pretty much the hottest girl on this site. period.

an absolute doll, a most enjoyable guest, and possessor of exquisite taste in books and music. denver is a bit less bright without you. smile

After spending a week together (including 1700 miles stuck in a car with each other), I can honestly testify that this gal is a one in a million.

When the Mess and I drop out, under the radar for a while, and only for a whille, a pick in her hands, an axe in mine-- we%u2019ll be tearing down the pre-designated walls of limitation they%u2019ve laid out for us%u2026 brick-by-brick, if necessary. I thought my time was up, my days were numbered%u2026 and out of nowhere a brave soul appears... and a pretty one too. In fact, this young lady made my toe shoot up through my boot!

But back to the point: I'm absolutely certain now that no one%u2019s an island. In keeping with a forgotten and rare tradition... seldom-seen, and seldom-understood or acknowledged, those who will have been lucky enough to have witnessed this will know that we bucked the odds, the Mess and me. A testament of faith at least, and a monument that screams defiance, at worst. Random and circumstancial? Well, certainly. But we have a plan. Nothing else matters. You can%u2019t fight what gives you life. Two stretched pennies, Alcatraz flashbacks, goodbye. We'll go where eagles dare.

From sheila

I love her so much that words can't even describe...oh the memories! She stuck with me through the "awkward years". Lets just say adventures with the red mess are never ending. ♥

From uproot

Redmess is an international artist-about-north-america, a whiskey and ice woman, a steel-belted glamour queen that makes down and dirty look haute couture. you'll keep far away from this smokin' pistol if you know what's good for you - she'll put your eye out without a flinch.

From acet

When I first met Maggie she was sitting upside down, high, and staring out the window. I didn't know what to make of her then, but I am ever so thankful to have met her. She is one of the sweetest, funnest girls I know, and easily the most glamourous. If Texas can create creatures such as this, then it might not be such a bad place after all.

From mobprod

She's hot, she's mighty sassy, and she likes to drink.

I can't think of much higher praise.

From cherry

god this girl can bring a smile to my face. a true presence and an even kinder heart xx.

From oonafae

One hell of a gorgeous woman!! Can't wait to meet and visit her in personsmile

From lavonne

Redmess is awesome! If only I could visit her when she's not on her deathbed. One day...

From rin

i like you a lot! we are sitting on the couch together. i'm happy you live with me.

little-red-mess will not let me take her picture, but perhaps someday i will persuade her. until then, i will have to be satisfied with her giggles, as they are much like cotton candy.

They just do not make them like Redmess anymore. It's a deeply sad state of affairs. Fortunately, I get to spend time with this one!

This girl is sweeter than candy, hotter than the devil's underpants and more clever than the entire house of Ravenclaw combined. She is easily one of my favourite people in the world. Plus she has a ridiculous knowledge of music and film.

Genuine, hilarious and all around adorable. Not to mention a true friend. Meet her and your life will be brighter.

From osmose

Redmess is a seductive internet vixen / temptress that could easily destroy you with her cunning, but instead she'll probably just dose your drink when your not looking or even worse...shank your ass! Stay sharp and be on your best behavior 4-Real!