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First up, yep I decided to change my name to something with a little more imagination. And isn't Welsh for shit!
Here I am 24 hours after my laser treatment and I'm continuously leaking fluid out of my lovely blisters. I feel the envy radiating up my modem ( no euphemism intended!).
I have a blister on my right arm about the size of a...
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Here I am 24 hours after my laser treatment and I'm continuously leaking fluid out of my lovely blisters. I feel the envy radiating up my modem ( no euphemism intended!).
I have a blister on my right arm about the size of a...
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suzy_kabloozy:
Wow! They are even meaner to cats in Russia than here! I'm somewhat annoyed by the fact that my shower keeps breaking over and over ... I'm sitting nekked and dripping wet ... I should be getting ready for work, but the lure of *the box* never lets up. At least I can laugh at the fate of those evil creatures!
I'm sorry about your laser treatments. My sister did that to remove a perfectly good unicorn tattoo and it didn't look like a good thing.
So why do you always misfire inside my head?
I'm sorry about your laser treatments. My sister did that to remove a perfectly good unicorn tattoo and it didn't look like a good thing.
So why do you always misfire inside my head?
Right then gents, look away now if you're squeamish.
I keep getting letters about my prostate, which apparently is imminent danger from all sorts. Today I was offered the way to avoid TURP. What's TURP you ask, so did I. Ooops.
I turned the letter over and it explained:
"First, the surgeon sticks a quarter-inch pipe way down into your penis (let me here you...
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I keep getting letters about my prostate, which apparently is imminent danger from all sorts. Today I was offered the way to avoid TURP. What's TURP you ask, so did I. Ooops.
I turned the letter over and it explained:
"First, the surgeon sticks a quarter-inch pipe way down into your penis (let me here you...
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jackie:
we'll we could wax you first, then bleach it...if your lucky i'll spit on it first 
beccadaisy:
heard you first time, hehehe
Soooooo, it's Thursday and just two more days until Motley Crue. How many fantastic bands have I seen already this month?! There's just Led Zeppelin and The Doors (original lineups) and I've got the set.
Now movie of the day is 'Pandora's Box', which I've been meaning to watch for a very long time. Now stick with it for the first half hour, because after...
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Now movie of the day is 'Pandora's Box', which I've been meaning to watch for a very long time. Now stick with it for the first half hour, because after...
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jackie:
I love Louise Brooks. WHat an amazing and beautiful lady. Im reading her book at the moment. very interesting.
anyway Si, i didnt mean anything by that. SI. hehe
sorry being an ass
why you getting your tatts lazered?
anyway Si, i didnt mean anything by that. SI. hehe
sorry being an ass
why you getting your tatts lazered?
Bernard, look, look Bernard, look, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard look, look, look Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, look Bernard...
I'm back from "How the fuck are doing DoningTOOOOOOOOOOON!"
I saw Black Sabbath, I saw Black Sabbath! Yah suck it up cos they rocked like a motherfucker on a rocking chair with really bad flatulence! i.e. a fair deal.
They must be lying Ozzy's age. And he cannot...
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I'm back from "How the fuck are doing DoningTOOOOOOOOOOON!"
I saw Black Sabbath, I saw Black Sabbath! Yah suck it up cos they rocked like a motherfucker on a rocking chair with really bad flatulence! i.e. a fair deal.
They must be lying Ozzy's age. And he cannot...
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holy_mountain:
The delightfully surreal world of Dali. 
I would die to see Sabbath, Motorhead and Mastodon live, lucky you! Poor Benni hehe. It's like in "Castaway" when Wilson falls off of Tom Hank's raft haha.
I would die to see Sabbath, Motorhead and Mastodon live, lucky you! Poor Benni hehe. It's like in "Castaway" when Wilson falls off of Tom Hank's raft haha.
xixi:
"What an arrogant wanker. What a complete cunt."
i like that, very nice alliteration (i'm picturing it with an accent hehe)
thanks for the comment, it made me smile
i like that, very nice alliteration (i'm picturing it with an accent hehe)
thanks for the comment, it made me smile Yay fucking yay woo hoo!!! Tomorrow I hit the road (well rail actually) for Donington. Junior's coming with which might take the edge off a bit, but the weather forecast is looking pretty good and Black Sabbath are playing!
Black Sabbath! The sound of my mother's womb (indigestion I think).
Black Sabbath! The smell of an exotic woman clad in dark velvet.
Black Sabbath! The...
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Black Sabbath! The sound of my mother's womb (indigestion I think).
Black Sabbath! The smell of an exotic woman clad in dark velvet.
Black Sabbath! The...
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suzy_kabloozy:
Oh my gawd, I think I love you!
jackie:
boo hoo, im not going to download 
anyway..you are the cheeky monkey.
anyway..you are the cheeky monkey.
So, Audioslave...
I was a bit apprehensive as I'm not all that impressed with the new album. On top of which, I've seen live performance on the box where Cornell wasn't exactly giving it his all.
It was the dogs bollocks! The encore was worth the money alone! Cornell came out alone with an acoustic and played 'Black Hole Sun'. Which he followed with 'Call...
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I was a bit apprehensive as I'm not all that impressed with the new album. On top of which, I've seen live performance on the box where Cornell wasn't exactly giving it his all.
It was the dogs bollocks! The encore was worth the money alone!
Cornell came out alone with an acoustic and played 'Black Hole Sun'. Which he followed with 'Call... Read More
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nicolletta:
adrianne will be back, a couple of months i think... but its ok cause im gping to europ in 2 weeks....
anarchick:
I wish I could have gone to that show I love Audioslave, RATM and Soundgarden.
I love Audioslave, RATM and Soundgarden. Pop open the champagne bottles and paint the skies cos I'm back (although I almost didn't go).
Complete with sunburnt feet and minor exhaustion I am back to perv all over totally suspecting SGs!! Life is bliss at this moment, and there is no other moment than right now so hooray for me!
Now I have to catch up on the weeks SG pics before...
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Complete with sunburnt feet and minor exhaustion I am back to perv all over totally suspecting SGs!! Life is bliss at this moment, and there is no other moment than right now so hooray for me!
Now I have to catch up on the weeks SG pics before...
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jackie:
kerrang was ace
so tell me about those sheep..
so tell me about those sheep..
jackie:
you are a filthy slut! how about some frilly knickers too
OK probably my last entry cos I go away tomorrow (hooray!!! balloons and fireworks and crowds cheering {cos they're happy for me not glad I'm going}).
Song of the Day: Reach Down by Temple of the Dog
Film of the Day: The Hurricane
Book of the Day: TAZ by Hakim Bey
Take my chitlins, and don't do anything I wouldn't do (that should ruin your...
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Song of the Day: Reach Down by Temple of the Dog
Film of the Day: The Hurricane
Book of the Day: TAZ by Hakim Bey
Take my chitlins, and don't do anything I wouldn't do (that should ruin your...
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suzy_kabloozy:
Yay! You're back! Did you have a good time?
holy_mountain:
It's crack rocks.
Song of the day: 'Then She Did...' by Jane's Addiction.
Film of the Day: 'Sanjuro' by Kurosawa
Book of the Day: 'Freedom From The Known' by Krishnamurti
Apparently I need booze to get through my life at the moment, which doesn't augur well. Oh such self-pity.
In 5 days I'll be in Pembrokeshire for a week by the sea. Just in time I say. 7...
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Film of the Day: 'Sanjuro' by Kurosawa
Book of the Day: 'Freedom From The Known' by Krishnamurti
Apparently I need booze to get through my life at the moment, which doesn't augur well. Oh such self-pity.
In 5 days I'll be in Pembrokeshire for a week by the sea. Just in time I say. 7...
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lucy:
Thanks for the sweet comment on my set, it made my day.
jackie:
you know that lovely bit of muscular flesh between your balls and anus??? THERE!!!!
Hehehe ... brings whole new meaning to your girlfriend being a pain in the arse!