SCORE!!!!!!!!!!! 
Not once but twice in one day! Not only was I able to get my glasses fixed I was able to soop them up a little bit too. (ok I know that this sounds weird but its true) My old glasses were stripped out so that the screw that held the frame around the lens would pop out at the most unfortunate times. Like when I was running, cycling or driving 
Before they started having this problem they had a nasty habit of crawling off my face bit by bit. The solution? Easy, we've got a bin of glasses that were either made up with fucked up perscriptions, or people that transfered with out a forwarding command, got out etc etc... Lucky for me I found the exact same frames with the exact same measurements, only the arms were shorter 
Then there was another frame that had arms that had the comfort wrap spring arms that curl around the back of my ears that were the proper length and had the same connecting hinge as other new frames. The result is a hybrid Frankenframe for my lenses. Wanna know how many time my glasses slid off my face today... If you guessed any number equal too or greater then 1 you're wrong. 
I can't wait to take them out for a run on the bike through some rough stuff where I won't have to keep pushing them back on. My other score? Well this may be two fold, both whitewidow (if I have to say that she's my fiance then you're fired) and FellOnEarth my brother wear contacts as do I, and it just happens to be that we are switching to carrying a different brand (less expensive) and we can't have different brands on the shelf at the same time (I know it doesn't make sense to me either but who cares) so all the ones that they have in back stock must go, and I've got the hook up. Free lenses for all!!!! (as long as it was a perscription we carry).
TOTAL BUMMER DUDE!
So I'm beboping along having a pretty good day (ok who am I trying to kid) I get home and take off to Wally World to pick up some stuff (I still can't get out of Wal Mart for less then $100) and rock on home. I've got my colors and whites ready to go, the washer is open and I've got quarters! Oh yeah... I open up my storage closet with my key and Oh no, bummer dude. 
My storage closet has been ransacked, everything of value with the exception to the doors from my Jeep and an empty laundry bag is gone!!! The fuck asses stole my Tide, Oxyclean, and Bounce Drier Sheets with Fabreeze!!! (fortunately that's all there was of any value) I hope that a cat pees on this mother fuckers laundry right before he (this is an assumption) goes to wear something but it's dried up enough so that he doesn't notice still he's on a date or going for a job interview and starts to sweat a little bit. Now that may not bring my almost empty box of Tide back, or the might have 3 or 4 loads left of Oxyclean back, and it's sure the hell not going to bring back that awsome almost new box with a bit less then 80 wonderous drier sheets back. What an asshole... Here kitty kitty.... here kitty kitty kitty...... Come here kitty kitty. 
MUAHA HA HA HA The solution is dilution.... I'm going to take an empty laundry soap container and fill it with a combination of pure chlorine bleach crystals and Rit blue dye and leave it in my storage closet unlocked. TAKE THAT YOU LAUNDRY SOAP STEALING FUCK!!!!!
Not once but twice in one day!
Not only was I able to get my glasses fixed I was able to soop them up a little bit too. (ok I know that this sounds weird but its true) My old glasses were stripped out so that the screw that held the frame around the lens would pop out at the most unfortunate times. Like when I was running, cycling or driving Before they started having this problem they had a nasty habit of crawling off my face bit by bit. The solution? Easy, we've got a bin of glasses that were either made up with fucked up perscriptions, or people that transfered with out a forwarding command, got out etc etc... Lucky for me I found the exact same frames with the exact same measurements, only the arms were shorter Then there was another frame that had arms that had the comfort wrap spring arms that curl around the back of my ears that were the proper length and had the same connecting hinge as other new frames. The result is a hybrid Frankenframe for my lenses. Wanna know how many time my glasses slid off my face today... If you guessed any number equal too or greater then 1 you're wrong. I can't wait to take them out for a run on the bike through some rough stuff where I won't have to keep pushing them back on. My other score? Well this may be two fold, both whitewidow (if I have to say that she's my fiance then you're fired) and FellOnEarth my brother wear contacts as do I, and it just happens to be that we are switching to carrying a different brand (less expensive) and we can't have different brands on the shelf at the same time (I know it doesn't make sense to me either but who cares) so all the ones that they have in back stock must go, and I've got the hook up. Free lenses for all!!!! (as long as it was a perscription we carry).TOTAL BUMMER DUDE!
So I'm beboping along having a pretty good day (ok who am I trying to kid) I get home and take off to Wally World to pick up some stuff (I still can't get out of Wal Mart for less then $100) and rock on home. I've got my colors and whites ready to go, the washer is open and I've got quarters!
Oh yeah... I open up my storage closet with my key and Oh no, bummer dude. My storage closet has been ransacked, everything of value with the exception to the doors from my Jeep and an empty laundry bag is gone!!! The fuck asses stole my Tide, Oxyclean, and Bounce Drier Sheets with Fabreeze!!! (fortunately that's all there was of any value) I hope that a cat pees on this mother fuckers laundry right before he (this is an assumption) goes to wear something but it's dried up enough so that he doesn't notice still he's on a date or going for a job interview and starts to sweat a little bit. Now that may not bring my almost empty box of Tide back, or the might have 3 or 4 loads left of Oxyclean back, and it's sure the hell not going to bring back that awsome almost new box with a bit less then 80 wonderous drier sheets back. What an asshole... Here kitty kitty.... here kitty kitty kitty...... Come here kitty kitty. MUAHA HA HA HA The solution is dilution.... I'm going to take an empty laundry soap container and fill it with a combination of pure chlorine bleach crystals and Rit blue dye and leave it in my storage closet unlocked. TAKE THAT YOU LAUNDRY SOAP STEALING FUCK!!!!!
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Good news with the glasses. I really hate when I'm working and my glasses keep slipping. I think I need to get some that grip the ears a bit tighter and stay on better.
As for karma...well, it's their fault for the theft, so if they steal a jug of dye that you've harmlessly set out there it's not your fault. If you really want to make sure of no karmic retribution you could put a sticky on it that says "Do Not Take". Of course, I'd put that on all of them, just in case it does work.