Thursday Aug 21, 2003

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Since the journal does not support pictures, this week my journal is on the message boards. What can I say? I was feeling inspired.

Story of Dave
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unravled:
I come from a long line of Catholics, I can't help but have religion issues. Can we have weekly meetings in our Survivor group? ...My name is Rachel, and I don't believe in god.
unravled:
seriously? 15?

Sunday Aug 17, 2003

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The pet store customer FAQ

Q: Which bird food is the best?
A: If one was better than all the others, there wouldn't be any reason to carry more than one brand. They are all exactly the same.

Q: Are you the fish guy?
A: No. I am the fish man.

Q: Is there something else in the back?
A: It would be a...
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Sunday Aug 17, 2003

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smile Smile & nod.

Wednesday Aug 13, 2003

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Every week I loathe Los Angeles a little more. It's nothing LA has done, necessarily. At least, not recently. But a five day trip to central Iowa doesn't help my impression of "Crappy Junk Town," as I've taken to calling Los Angeles.

Both places have their own little pathetic displays of humanity. Iowa has the morbidly obese bald guy in an orange hunting vest putting...
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artchick:
la is a strange, tortured, and beautiful place. I think it's oddities grow on you after a while. For instance, my hate-hate relationship has grown into a warm and fuzzy love-hate relationship, all in only 3 years! smile

Saturday Jul 26, 2003

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This journal entry is halfway directed toward Corvus.

Many things to think about lately. Paradigm shifts are messy & inconvenient. I'm not trying to be especially vague, it's just working out that way. After writing & deleting this paragraph six or seven times, this is the best I can come up with.

For those of you who don't hang on my every word (all of...
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mingusdew:
I've been there, and it's great. Seoul is probably one of the two or three cities out of the 15 or so countries i've visited that i would feel fine about living in. i feel safer in South Korea than in America, let me put it that way. Anyone who thinks that Seoul is dangerous hasn't been anywhere at all.
corvus_pdx:
It's Fate.
She got my group started, and showed me your comment at roughly the same time...

The choice of course is still up to you...

But, a word of advice,

Fate can be a real bitch when you piss her off.

Sunday Jul 20, 2003

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For the two of you that don't know, dogslife has left the site. On the one hand, it makes me feel good about myself to have a greyed out friend, like I'm some kind of old skool member or some crap. On the other hand, what the hell is there to do at SG.com now?

Hrm.

Just got my first laptop. Spent the traditional six...
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hel:
hey thanks for the banner smile

:hel:
corvus_pdx:
You are cordially invited to join the SG South Korea group.

http://suicidegirls.com/groups/SG+South+Korea/

smile

Monday Jul 14, 2003

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For the one of you who has been wondering where I've been, the answer is quite simple. Camping.

And not punk-camping, like out in front of a music store to get the next release of a self-proclaimed dark, underworldly muscian that goes out of his way to be mysterious & aloof. No. This camping was done far from running water and internet connections, and very...
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dogslife:
Corn alert! Corn alert! Batten down the Hallmark!
I think my girlfriend's my Rachel. She makes the faces, and she's silly, and smart too.

Don't I know women like Sati! They'll tell you they're confident, but what they really are is bullishly arrogant. And if stupid means lacking any ability whatsoever to learn and adapt, then women like Sati are its definition. Blind Date seems to try to include one per episode; sometimes they change it up and include her male equivalent. Not that I watch Blind Date, mind you....
dogslife:
Well, if my unabashed laughter can be considered good or awesome, facially speaking, then I've been making good or awesome faces since your comment.

Sunday Jul 06, 2003

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This is the first time I've stayed up 'til 4:30 am since 10th grade. Here are some things I've noticed:

1. Everything seems much funnier. My throat hurts from laughing so hard. I rarely laugh out loud.

2. Everything I write seems absolutely brilliant. This may have something to do with #1.

3. Message board posting grinds to a screetching halt at exactly 4 am....
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dogslife:
I think there's an unacknowledged link between #1 and #5.

And now that I think of it, you really are an asshole: "Now I am going to bed. Don't write anything too witty while I'm gone." You make me laugh.
suicidesmitty:
I took the time to run down this whole damn thread and I am on the floor. This whole fucking thing is a crack-up.

[Edited on Jul 13, 2003]

Thursday Jul 03, 2003

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The following is a segment I like to call "Obscene Philosophical Tidbits From My Grandfather That Are Probably Originally From A Movie Or Something:"

-"Don't ever date a coworker. Never shit where you eat, & never eat where you shit." (After his interrogation into my love life revealed that I asked out one of the purty casheir girls)

-"No matter how far away from someone...
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dogslife:
Alright, you can have the occupation, but leave me the virginity! You have no idea how proud I was when I came up with that. That's A-material.

Dude, I have the most amazing pocket LED flashlight.
crispy:
I'll give you my street address ... come on over, we'll have a "discussion".

Wednesday Jul 02, 2003

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To members that have tried to contact me through the "contact" tab: Yahoo mail apparently is not compatible with SG.com's message system, and I could not read your messages. Please do it the old fashioned way. That is, submit a comment to my journal. I rather enjoy hearing from you people.

Many thanks.

Also, to avoid making this entry completely janitorial (whah?), I'll note that...
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jasperellah:
hey, cool job on that cinder banner smile
dogslife:
I love that book!
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