A DIALOGUE WITH SARAH, AGED 3: IN WHICH IT IS SHOWN THAT IF YOUR DAD IS A CHEMISTRY PROFESSOR, ASKING "WHY" CAN BE DANGEROUS
By Stephen McNeil
-From the archives-
SARAH: Daddy, were you in the shower?
DAD: Yes, I was in the shower.
SARAH: Why?
DAD: I was dirty. The shower gets me clean.
SARAH: Why?
DAD: Why does the shower get me clean?...
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lison:
this is freaking awesome and adorable! 
Just how smart are dolphins anyway?
Despite inhabiting a very different world to ourselves, dolphins perform brilliantly in our 'intelligence tests'. There is still much to learn about these flexible problem-solvers, but from the evidence so far, it seems that dolphins do indeed deserve their reputation for being highly intelligent.
It's my birthday!!!!
WOOT!
WOOT!
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willie:
i came across your blog at the exact same time i was watching the "rosebud" episode of the Simpsons (season 5)- an episode featuring Mr. Burn's birthday....(happy birthday song sung by the Ramones to boot)
Homer: "Now I'm not saying Mr. Burns is incontinent...."
Bart: *laughs* "....incontinient! ha, ha, too rich!"
Lisa: "Does either of you know what incontinent means?"
Homer: "Lisa, don't spoil our fun."
happy birthday, try not to feel old.
Homer: "Now I'm not saying Mr. Burns is incontinent...."
Bart: *laughs* "....incontinient! ha, ha, too rich!"
Lisa: "Does either of you know what incontinent means?"
Homer: "Lisa, don't spoil our fun."
happy birthday, try not to feel old.
babyblue:
Happy belated birthday! Hope it was a good one! 
I think my willies busted.
This sickens me.
Judge Orders Lesbian Mom To Go Straight Or Surrender Children
by 365Gay.com Newscenter Staff
Posted: July 23, 2007 - 5:00 pm ET
(Madrid) A Spanish judge has ordered a woman to either enter a relationship with a man or turn her children over to her former husband after the court was told the woman is a lesbian.
Judge Fernando Ferrin Calamita said...
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It's just not the same.
So much new stuff. this is gonna take some getting used to.
I don't like the search features, it seems all the active topics listed are set comments, the boards seem to have less interesting content.
My friends are mostly gone.
I do like some of the new features though.
SG radio seems promising.
The sets seem to have gotten...
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So much new stuff. this is gonna take some getting used to.
I don't like the search features, it seems all the active topics listed are set comments, the boards seem to have less interesting content.
My friends are mostly gone.
I do like some of the new features though.
SG radio seems promising.
The sets seem to have gotten...
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babyblue:
Hey man! Welcome back! Yeah, the new site design takes some getting used to, as it's much more myspace-y now. Not my favorite, but for some reason I stick around. 
I'm being sucked in!!!!
AHHHHHHHH!!!
AHHHHHHHH!!!
111111111yennabear:
i'm so sexy it hurts
Why do stars suddenly appear,
Every time you are near?
Just like me, they long to be,
Close to you.
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I like having lots of friends.
Every time you are near?
Just like me, they long to be,
Close to you.
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I like having lots of friends.
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koleeta:
I think what you mean is:
"Why do birds suddenly appear?
over there...over here"
"Why do birds suddenly appear?
over there...over here"
Oh danny boy, the pipes the pipes are calling....