where the hell have you been?? i've been looking everywhere for you!!
yeah, it's been a while.
yeah, it's been a while.
i know it's early, but ....
what are you going to be for halloween?
what are you going to be for halloween?
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thejuanupsman:
Happy Holidays. Hope everything is well.
thefreak:
-TM
-TM
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress. After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh.
Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."
"That is...
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Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."
"That is...
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kindasean:
The Jester was short on wisdom this week, my Queen... 
squee_:
You always crack me up.
what do you call a dead baby with it's skin peeled back?
sexy.
that's all i got for now. i'm sick and the computer i'm using at the moment is incredibly slow. and by the way, do you know how hard it is to find funny on the internet nowadays? i mean real funny, not crap. it's not as easy as you think, you know....
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sexy.
that's all i got for now. i'm sick and the computer i'm using at the moment is incredibly slow. and by the way, do you know how hard it is to find funny on the internet nowadays? i mean real funny, not crap. it's not as easy as you think, you know....
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thefreak:
What do you get when you break a dead baby's jaw?
Yeah, I'm sick, too. Just not in the same way. 
-TM
thejuanupsman:
For me? I feel so special. 
i don't have anything of consequence to post, i'm just tired of looking at the previous entry.
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thefreak:
Boy, you're starting to make me and my terrible updating look good!
-TM
-TM
thejuanupsman:
Yeah, I do that a lot too.
You should bring back the funny. I miss it.
You should bring back the funny. I miss it.
the panda is out of her cage (by which i mean i'm single again)
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squee_:
Naw, like I told Moe, I'm just a wannabee.
Actually if I had my choice I would definitely do anything to avoid that discussion again. If that is what being a playa gets you I don't ever want to be one.
Actually if I had my choice I would definitely do anything to avoid that discussion again. If that is what being a playa gets you I don't ever want to be one.
squee_:
I think you are right. 
Courtesy of The Darwin Awards, two of the 2008 winners:
(2 February 2008, Bulgaria) It was a cold but sunny February afternoon. Lidia, a biology teacher from Sofia, was driving home from a memorial service, accompanied by her husband and a friend. Suddenly, the vehicle stopped. Bystanders saw all three occupants dash from the car to a nearby manhole, and start pouring down liquids and...
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(2 February 2008, Bulgaria) It was a cold but sunny February afternoon. Lidia, a biology teacher from Sofia, was driving home from a memorial service, accompanied by her husband and a friend. Suddenly, the vehicle stopped. Bystanders saw all three occupants dash from the car to a nearby manhole, and start pouring down liquids and...
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squee_:
People are funny. Stupid, but still funny.
thejuanupsman:
You always crack me up. Hope to see you around more.
this'll work in a pinch.
Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter - and supply a new definition.
The winners are:
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying (or building) a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time....
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Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter - and supply a new definition.
The winners are:
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying (or building) a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time....
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squee_:
Those are great. 
thefreak:
You have a lot of time on your hands.
-TM
-TM
so one of these days, i'll actually sit down and complete the tedious task of supplying all of you with funny.
:le sigh: the things i do for you. the things i do.
:le sigh: the things i do for you. the things i do.
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squee_:
Well that sounds awesome. Squee misses teh Panda funny.
squareroot:
Ah the things you do... I fer one can't wait.
turbotax. sucks.
squareroot:
I hear ya... of all the things that suck in this life, turbotax is one of them.
squee_:
I've never used it but that doesn't surprise me.
-TM