pandamonium

I am both amazed and repulsed.

Thanks.

D-land was a riot, as always.

I'm going grey
It's been good though, thanks for being a friend.

I found this for you:

This guy suspects his wife is cheating on him. He comes home early and she meets him at the door in a bathrobe, her hair a mess. "Where is he?" he shouts. "Where's the guy who's been sleeping with you?" "I don't know what you're talking about" she says so he tears the house apart looking for this guy. Finally he's on the second floor, in the kitchen, he looks out the window and sees some guy sitting in a Volkswagen. "Aha!" he thinks, "That's the guy who's been sleeping with my wife." He's so furious he picks up the refrigerator, throws it out the window at the guy, has a heart attack and dies.

So St. Peter meets him at the gates of Heaven and asks "What are you doing here?" The guy says "Well, I knew my wife was cheating on me so I came home eartly from work, saw him sitting in his Volkswagen out on the street, threw the refrigerator at him, I had a heart attack and died." St. Peter says "You don't belong here; go to Hell." He pulls a big lever, a trap door opens up and the guy disappears.

A few minutes later another guy comes up to St. Peter at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter asks "What are you doing here?" The guy says "I don't know! I was just sitting in my Volkswagen, minding my own business, when suddenly somebody throws a refrigerator at me." St. Peter wags his finger and says "I heard about you... you go to Hell too." He pulls the lever and the guy disappears.

A few minutes later another guy comes up to St. Peter at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter asks "What are you doing here?" The guy says "I don't know! I was just sitting in a refrigerator, minding my own business..."

Hope you are doing well.

oh my god I hate you!!!! That is like my all time favorite !!!!! Oh man I am sad now!!!

well thank you.... it does make me feel better that you didnt meet her tho....Sorry to say... I just absoltely adore her and her writings...

I stick to pure logic

well, if youre gonna fuck something.....

According to our experts, your personality type is : Circus Clown

Other people like you display these traits.
# They suffer from road rage
# They go commando
# They are geeks
# They sometimes pick their nose

Not sure I agree with that one.

Assasin for hire!

They are scared of clowns - not true
They are great kissers - absolutely
They voted for bush - nope
They drive a honda - close a Saturn

good luck, hope all goes well!

Hope the move went well and that we will see you back on here again soon.

hehe

so how are you hangin in with the hurricane have you bailed town yet are you safe. i hope you are alright take care of yourself

sure, it's a vice, and thank you for the warm welcome. but, as a vice, is it sexy?

well, i've been having trouble evening joining my local group, so i wasn't sure if it was going to work or not. i think i'll join "vice" nonetheless

As for sand - yeah, it's just gritty dirt, and if any of it sticks, then dealing with it in your socks or sandals just doesn't feel that neat to me. Sure, the idea of a white sandy beach is nice and all, but i've done all that barefoot walking on various tropical islands and the likes - and it just feels like dirt.

No need to be sorry. Believe it or not you still beat my own mother, my first friend on this site (actually I knew her before I joined) and the love of my life to the punch. I have not heard from any of them since the dreaded day.

I did not say that just because you are my friend. I said it because it's true.

I miss the Panda.

Hope everything is going well.

Bah, it's really not that exciting. I already sent you a link last night in your email.

I just wanted to see if I could lull you out of hiding with the "exciting" bit.

Have you forgotten about us??

Oh no! I've got to hear this story! My 4th was somewhat dull yet busy, but kinda good... anyway... I hope you are well.
later later

Jeez girl! What the hell???? the booze get you in trouble again?!?