My New Year's Eve was pretty cool.
I have a dire need to flee New York CIty that night, the world's largest, most expensive, and potentially maddening Rookie Night of the year.
So I went to New Orleans. Lots of fun. (Especially when we stepped in to our last bar at 7 AM.) Someone should really do their senior thesis in anthropology or sociology analyzing the crowds that go into New Orleans bars at different parts of the day and night.
My trip over there happens to have included a short chat session with Jena Bush. Yeah, the crosseyed one with the twat for a dad. She's actually a really sweet southern belle type. Taller in person, and thick with accent. I pet a cat sitting on her lap, and went off on "pussy-petting" jokes after she left with my equally mature buddy.
A surprising number of you, from all over, were kind enough to send me midnight drunken text. Big thanks!!
So what's the first thing I'm assigned to do on the first business day of the new year?
Fuckin' jury duty.
Two bits of good news about that, though: They had wi-fi (which causes a battle for the few outlets around the auditorium). Plus, they sent the majority of us home at 3pm, with a " good riddance until 8 years from now." I believe justice was served.
And am I out of control? Is it wrong to try to flirt with girls while sitting around at jury duty?
I have a dire need to flee New York CIty that night, the world's largest, most expensive, and potentially maddening Rookie Night of the year.
So I went to New Orleans. Lots of fun. (Especially when we stepped in to our last bar at 7 AM.) Someone should really do their senior thesis in anthropology or sociology analyzing the crowds that go into New Orleans bars at different parts of the day and night.
My trip over there happens to have included a short chat session with Jena Bush. Yeah, the crosseyed one with the twat for a dad. She's actually a really sweet southern belle type. Taller in person, and thick with accent. I pet a cat sitting on her lap, and went off on "pussy-petting" jokes after she left with my equally mature buddy.
A surprising number of you, from all over, were kind enough to send me midnight drunken text. Big thanks!!
So what's the first thing I'm assigned to do on the first business day of the new year?
Fuckin' jury duty.
Two bits of good news about that, though: They had wi-fi (which causes a battle for the few outlets around the auditorium). Plus, they sent the majority of us home at 3pm, with a " good riddance until 8 years from now." I believe justice was served.
And am I out of control? Is it wrong to try to flirt with girls while sitting around at jury duty?
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So random that you pet Jena Bush's pussy.
I'm ending my membership, man. Write me sometime.
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