9monty is fucking cool. He has what I would consider one of my dreamjob's, is rather open and honest, is working on a crazy cool tat and looks smashing with a shaved head. I went to Baltimore once and someone hit me in the head with a pickle as I walked down the street. Monty is the kind of guy that would run to a phone booth, change into his superhero gear, and smash those guys in the balls so hard they'd be sporting three adams apples.
Aubli writes novel's for updates that totally fuck with my head. Very sweet girl who is very down to earth. Yes Virginia, Aubli does rockit.
bloodandtits knows my Parents, yet they havent talked to me in forever. I bet they like her better than me anyways. Several people have told me how much they like her and I tend to agree, she is neat-o. I hope to one day make the trek to Hollywierd again so she can mutilate me, take photos, then turn them into pure art gold like she does with many other things in life. Lets not forget she has fangs! Look at the picture! Fucking fangs! I dare you to talk shit to her, she'll take your damn throat out then tell you how much you reek of vagina afterwards!
chickwithwings Added me to her harem months ago.
Elisabeth is a beautiful person inside and out. She is about to be twenty-ten but has a soul that is both twenty times older yet many years younger at once. Very rad, and that's not even her best pic she could use on her profile folks. I one day hope to become Mormon, clone seven of her, marry them all, then make babies for the rest of my life.
FreakPirate is my brother from a different mother. I seriously want to adopt this kid. Someone forgot to tell him you are supposed to lose some, if not all, of your innocence, hope, and luster as you age. He is someone I have never met in the real world that I honestly would call a friend. He also has trained a swat team of combat garden gnome's to take out pesky dogooders who dare tred upon his domain, packs a wicked ass whollop with a pillow, and sports mohawks cooler than I could ever manage to.
IrishLibra has the metaphorical balls to tell scummy fuckers whats up when others run to kiss that ass. Although new on my friends list, from what I have gathered so far she could teach me in my pursuit of mastering the Force of cool.
Nataskaput calls me his nigglet. I blush. He also is one of my oldest friends on the site, and I fully plan to go to this Twin Cities place to pound beer with him. He also has a very light and happy view on life and is the Old Dirty Bastard of the slopes.
pedigree_chump is my favorite Irish librarian ever! Nevermind the fact he's the only Irish Librarian I know, even if I knew fifty, he'd be my favorite. Always interesting, very offbase humor that I find terrific, total hatred of responsibility or real jobs I can relate to, and one kickass profile pic. I must introduce him to Jaegerbombs and Buck 65 someday.
Prendick is as laid back as one can get. He has found true love and held it tight for almost as long as I have been alive, I wish I had something like that. He also has some mystical understanding of the zodiac which he commits to images in some sick and twisted pagan ritualistic plot to turn us all into drones of the great dictatoriship he will surely build when the cities topple and the unbelievers are buried under mounds of frogs, locusts, and leftover Reuban Stutter records. I for one am glad to have begun the asskissing while he is in the planning stage of his global conquest. I really sucked at RISK as a kid, he would breeze through me like the wind goes through reeds.
RexPhantom is a GODDAMN GENIUS. He also is a very skilled writer whom digs play's as much as I do, the medium of comics with the same fervor, and the need to comment and then destroy public media outlets. I bow to his mad skills. I sadly missed him when I went to the windy city, but the next time I go I hope to meet up with him, catch a play, drink to our health and noone else's and then be enlightened to the hidden meanings of popular artists that had remained hidden from me untill that point.
rickroyal is someone I would tell you I like, but that would be lying. I love this fucker. His wit is so dry it'll cut ya like a prisonhouse shiv after Springer get's interrupted, his writing style is both clever and captivating, and he seems to understand me even when I have completely bullshat myself silly. He also has great taste, I would wager tastes great as well, and can come up with some wicked tight one-liners that leave me in awe. Irishman dude, fucking Irishman.
saturn I fucking love you Inez. Honestly. I feel so shitty I fleeced out on you twice. She will tell you how it is, turn your faults into things you pride in, whip out her mad photographic skills any time she feels like putting you in your place, be adorable and strongwilled and tell you that vodka can cure all of lifes little problems. And she is fucking right man. My problems went down 67% after three shots per her advice, and after the bender I plan to call August, I will finally be a free soul once more! She also says my man-hips rock, and for that no harm will ever come to her as long as the power of Greyskull allows me to be her personal fucking riot shield.
snohojustin is a man I love to hate. No wait, I would hate to be any sap who hated him, he is just too fucking cool. Lets recap, he is smart, cool (cannot be mentioned enough), built like a brickwall, covered in some of the coolest tats anywhere, has told the modern world to shove its collective fist up its metaphorical ass and wanders the world like in Kung Fu leaving rocked faces, empty pitchers, and new dreams and hopes in his wake. I only can hope that one day I achieve a level of freedom he has garnered.
Sugita is another newcomer to Swoo's land of Sassy! yet I find him cool none the less. Very neat artist, with tastes that run alongside my own, and prove's to have more skill with the pencil and paper than I at almost every turn. He very well could grow into the Anti-Swoo, and believe you me, the world would rejoice at such a being of light.
Swoo. TOTAL. FUCKING. BITER.
tinyblob makes me think the gub'ment is a fucking liar when it comes to cloning. We are practically the same height, build, and coloring, while sharing the same likes and dislikes. I am slightly above him on years, but that's just because they needed to incubate him slightly in that top secret facility with it's eye's firmly on world domination. I go to London once a year and this kid is on my list of people to kill....erm, people to rock the fucking UK in ways that will get us both banned from several provinces with. Good chap, and I cant get enough of 'bugger'.
VeganJihad I love in a totally homosexual way. The only way you could claim to have a nobler soul than him is if you took a flying leap in front of Mother Theresea while soaking up fire from a AK-47 and teaching the underprivildged kids of Rampart Street how to read, all at the same time. Did I forget to mention you cured cancer, AIDS, and fed Etheopia for twenty-eight years the day before? He also is a DJ which is fucking AWESOME, does live art which is cooler than I, and doesnt just tell the Man he's wrong, he kicks him in the nuts then proceeds to show them the error of his ways.
wenzy went away and has yet to come back no matter how hard I pester. I miss that kid. Word.
yawf I love. Although slightly burned by the fact we never went to see that drag show I still cannot find a reason to dislike her. I am one to use hippy as a insult from time to time, but I would kick my own ass if I said it to her in a bad way. She's like what would come from a mad experiment that combined the Flower Power of the sixties, the I-could-give-a-fuck of the ninties, and that certain I dont really know what of the now and shook them up in the Blendotron 2000.
Aubli writes novel's for updates that totally fuck with my head. Very sweet girl who is very down to earth. Yes Virginia, Aubli does rockit.
bloodandtits knows my Parents, yet they havent talked to me in forever. I bet they like her better than me anyways. Several people have told me how much they like her and I tend to agree, she is neat-o. I hope to one day make the trek to Hollywierd again so she can mutilate me, take photos, then turn them into pure art gold like she does with many other things in life. Lets not forget she has fangs! Look at the picture! Fucking fangs! I dare you to talk shit to her, she'll take your damn throat out then tell you how much you reek of vagina afterwards!
chickwithwings Added me to her harem months ago.
Elisabeth is a beautiful person inside and out. She is about to be twenty-ten but has a soul that is both twenty times older yet many years younger at once. Very rad, and that's not even her best pic she could use on her profile folks. I one day hope to become Mormon, clone seven of her, marry them all, then make babies for the rest of my life.
FreakPirate is my brother from a different mother. I seriously want to adopt this kid. Someone forgot to tell him you are supposed to lose some, if not all, of your innocence, hope, and luster as you age. He is someone I have never met in the real world that I honestly would call a friend. He also has trained a swat team of combat garden gnome's to take out pesky dogooders who dare tred upon his domain, packs a wicked ass whollop with a pillow, and sports mohawks cooler than I could ever manage to.
IrishLibra has the metaphorical balls to tell scummy fuckers whats up when others run to kiss that ass. Although new on my friends list, from what I have gathered so far she could teach me in my pursuit of mastering the Force of cool.
Nataskaput calls me his nigglet. I blush. He also is one of my oldest friends on the site, and I fully plan to go to this Twin Cities place to pound beer with him. He also has a very light and happy view on life and is the Old Dirty Bastard of the slopes.
pedigree_chump is my favorite Irish librarian ever! Nevermind the fact he's the only Irish Librarian I know, even if I knew fifty, he'd be my favorite. Always interesting, very offbase humor that I find terrific, total hatred of responsibility or real jobs I can relate to, and one kickass profile pic. I must introduce him to Jaegerbombs and Buck 65 someday.
Prendick is as laid back as one can get. He has found true love and held it tight for almost as long as I have been alive, I wish I had something like that. He also has some mystical understanding of the zodiac which he commits to images in some sick and twisted pagan ritualistic plot to turn us all into drones of the great dictatoriship he will surely build when the cities topple and the unbelievers are buried under mounds of frogs, locusts, and leftover Reuban Stutter records. I for one am glad to have begun the asskissing while he is in the planning stage of his global conquest. I really sucked at RISK as a kid, he would breeze through me like the wind goes through reeds.
RexPhantom is a GODDAMN GENIUS. He also is a very skilled writer whom digs play's as much as I do, the medium of comics with the same fervor, and the need to comment and then destroy public media outlets. I bow to his mad skills. I sadly missed him when I went to the windy city, but the next time I go I hope to meet up with him, catch a play, drink to our health and noone else's and then be enlightened to the hidden meanings of popular artists that had remained hidden from me untill that point.
rickroyal is someone I would tell you I like, but that would be lying. I love this fucker. His wit is so dry it'll cut ya like a prisonhouse shiv after Springer get's interrupted, his writing style is both clever and captivating, and he seems to understand me even when I have completely bullshat myself silly. He also has great taste, I would wager tastes great as well, and can come up with some wicked tight one-liners that leave me in awe. Irishman dude, fucking Irishman.
saturn I fucking love you Inez. Honestly. I feel so shitty I fleeced out on you twice. She will tell you how it is, turn your faults into things you pride in, whip out her mad photographic skills any time she feels like putting you in your place, be adorable and strongwilled and tell you that vodka can cure all of lifes little problems. And she is fucking right man. My problems went down 67% after three shots per her advice, and after the bender I plan to call August, I will finally be a free soul once more! She also says my man-hips rock, and for that no harm will ever come to her as long as the power of Greyskull allows me to be her personal fucking riot shield.
snohojustin is a man I love to hate. No wait, I would hate to be any sap who hated him, he is just too fucking cool. Lets recap, he is smart, cool (cannot be mentioned enough), built like a brickwall, covered in some of the coolest tats anywhere, has told the modern world to shove its collective fist up its metaphorical ass and wanders the world like in Kung Fu leaving rocked faces, empty pitchers, and new dreams and hopes in his wake. I only can hope that one day I achieve a level of freedom he has garnered.
Sugita is another newcomer to Swoo's land of Sassy! yet I find him cool none the less. Very neat artist, with tastes that run alongside my own, and prove's to have more skill with the pencil and paper than I at almost every turn. He very well could grow into the Anti-Swoo, and believe you me, the world would rejoice at such a being of light.
Swoo. TOTAL. FUCKING. BITER.
tinyblob makes me think the gub'ment is a fucking liar when it comes to cloning. We are practically the same height, build, and coloring, while sharing the same likes and dislikes. I am slightly above him on years, but that's just because they needed to incubate him slightly in that top secret facility with it's eye's firmly on world domination. I go to London once a year and this kid is on my list of people to kill....erm, people to rock the fucking UK in ways that will get us both banned from several provinces with. Good chap, and I cant get enough of 'bugger'.
VeganJihad I love in a totally homosexual way. The only way you could claim to have a nobler soul than him is if you took a flying leap in front of Mother Theresea while soaking up fire from a AK-47 and teaching the underprivildged kids of Rampart Street how to read, all at the same time. Did I forget to mention you cured cancer, AIDS, and fed Etheopia for twenty-eight years the day before? He also is a DJ which is fucking AWESOME, does live art which is cooler than I, and doesnt just tell the Man he's wrong, he kicks him in the nuts then proceeds to show them the error of his ways.
wenzy went away and has yet to come back no matter how hard I pester. I miss that kid. Word.
yawf I love. Although slightly burned by the fact we never went to see that drag show I still cannot find a reason to dislike her. I am one to use hippy as a insult from time to time, but I would kick my own ass if I said it to her in a bad way. She's like what would come from a mad experiment that combined the Flower Power of the sixties, the I-could-give-a-fuck of the ninties, and that certain I dont really know what of the now and shook them up in the Blendotron 2000.
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