Wednesday Nov 15, 2006

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lunch of champions: veggie corndog, half a can of olives, and an orange soda.

I love boobs more than my boyfriend does. I think I am going to ask him to marry me anyway.

KBYE.

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ginawa:
oh you know, the trails of life.

so you and your bf are doig good?
y:
Seriously? Cool. You resemble each other. They do say all love is narcissistic wink

Monday Nov 13, 2006

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somebody make the bad dreams stop.

I crash my car every November. this time I feel like even more of an idiot than I did before. at least I have my grade-A essays on Jesus, the African Diaspora, and several of the more pretentious aspects of American film to console me.

I need a job. and a digital camera. I feel like everything is being...
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ennuiwarrior:
When I feel this way I take a butcher knife to a cardboard box. Whackity whack. Then I get inside the box and scream like someone is hacking the box to bits. Rinse and repeat. YMMV.
Luckily, I never feel this way wink I dropped out long ago.
But I know the feeling that you've just discovered the most precious piece of molded cookie ever and suddenly feel sad because someday it will be stale.
ratbugdave:
i used to work for the guy that invented Teddy Grahams

Saturday Oct 14, 2006

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my boy has been in the hospital all week. he has pneumonia and a preexisting condition that makes pneumonia extra bad for him. but I think he is getting a little better.

today I am bringing him some brand new Legos to play with.

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y:
Nice. Do you create plays with them?
ennuiwarrior:
Hoo Rays! I see belly.
How your boy is feeling better. I can tell you nursed him well.

Monday Oct 09, 2006

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I don't feel good.

(or well, orwell)

I am hallucinating tiny animals and songs called "Aicha" and tomorrow is my last day of work so I might as well not go there today right because there are band-aids around my lungs right, preventing me from taking a full deep breath. and my head is cemented and my nasal passages are liquefied. the 5:45 revelation...
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necia:
YOU'RE BACK!

OMGZ!

Seriously, so oddly random. I was rereading a journal entry of mine from mid-May that I'd linked to in my journal tonight, and I suddenly noticed that your username by your comment wasn't black anymore.

So, yay. smile

On another note, I hate the not-being-able-to-breathe. I was feeling just like that for . . . all of September, actually. Fucking breathing systems.
y:
WELL DON'T!



I miss the old days. It was cosy.

Thursday Sep 28, 2006

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so I was wondering what that ghastly dead-babies-rotting-inside-their-own-poopy-diapers smell was when I decided to do the dishes for the first time in maybe a week.

I started unpiling the plates and pots that were stacked up in the sink, so I could first clean out the sink. then suddenly I was hit with the most fetid stench in the world.

oh, my sweet delicious boyfriend...
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xxnecroxx:
Wanna hear a story?
One time I was doing the dishes ( After letting them pile up for awhile) And I poured this water out of a cup...
AND THERE WAS A DEAD MOUSE INSIDE OF IT!!!
The end.
y:
Good grief. You're a housewife. I'd hug you, but, much like Ed Scissorhands, I cannot.

Monday Sep 25, 2006

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I quit my job today.

now I am all happy & terrified.
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hunkpapa:
Good for you!

I should do that too, but I'm too chicken, at least for now.
flux:
MLA is still preferably to fucking Associated Press style. :shudders:

Thanks for the hurrah among the hair-lovers.

Friday Sep 22, 2006

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my pericardium feels too tight.
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fred:

How's you perineum doing?

ennuiwarrior:



This is your pericardium meridian. By unblocking the chi along this meridian you will have the following benefits:

Unbinds The Chest
Regulates Qi
Benefits The Breasts
Transforms Phlegm
Lowers Rebellion
Dissipates Nodules

I mean, really , we all want that for ourselves, don't we? I'm assuming the 'lowers rebellion' part starts at the tip of the middle finger...

Thursday Sep 07, 2006

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carryavengeance:
haha, gots to keeps it real! tongue
fred:

You're back!!

biggrin

Saturday Sep 02, 2006

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eh,

I kind of miss some of you assholes.
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jimbo:
don't.i.know.you.
pirate_romeo:
Well it's about time young lady. eeek biggrin

I think you just made my day a little brighter.
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