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ennuiwarrior:
Congratulations to you an the mister.

May you be pursued by trouble all your days, and may it never catch up.
warpig:
Wow, that's so cool. Congratufuckinglations.
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Arcade Fire puts on a way better show than your mom.

tonight DrStinkypants and I remembered the very first thread in which we interacted with each other, and it is something we must take to our graves.

we discussed this, by the way, over flights of beer, with Neutral Milk Hotel playing in the background and my whole entire life coming to a deliriously wonderful...
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warpig:
I'll have you know my mom put's her heart and soul into her indie rock shows even if her second album failed to live up to the promise of her dbut and her glockenspiel riffs seem at times a little derivative. At least she isn't Canadian.

You're a verb and an adjective.
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hey guys! remember me?

more importantly, remember DrStinkypants?

I'm marrying him in October.

EVERYONE ELSE LOSES.

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inlikeflynn:
holy smokes, I thought you were dead. or else tucked away in a cabin in Alberta under the blanket of the witness protection program. or traveling eastern Europe swallowing cocktail swords in a threepenny circus. good to see that at least two of those scenarios are untrue.

congrats on the nuptials! remember that nothing says "thank you all for each of our 83 slow-cookers" like an open bar.
warpig:
I always had you down as a Hee Haw fan- probably that straw you always have in your mouth and the calluses on your banjo fingers.
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WOW

um

what?

some generous, anonymous soul reactivated my account, so I figure I might as well be here.

WHAT THE FUCK IS NEW GUYS.
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admiraljack:
you too?
warpig:
Now I remember why you left as well.
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stool softener.



my cat is yowling a lot tonight and I feel like [impacted] shit.

on the plus side, my SG subscription expires in a few days.

drstinkypants:
Going out with a bang* are we?













*or at least a pop squeak faaaORMP
inlikeflynn:
have I ever told you that you're my very favorite?


my very favorite WHAT? I dare not say.
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I never write in here. but today I shall!

a minor update of sorts!

-quit my job. faithful readers may remember I was working in library administration. faithful readers may also remember that I have worked in libraries for several years. I can state with some conviction that while administration pays well, it is without a doubt the worst place to work in a library....
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frontline99:
Good to hear you quit your job. That's always fun. I also find working out to be quite enjoyable. It's weird because I'm the last person I thought would enjoy it. Keep me updated on your pull up progress and make sure you let me know the first time you beat some fool down for lookin' at cha all cock-eyed.
drstinkypants:
Please bring me bacon. I require bacon.... AMERICAN bacon
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tritone:
Now I want to eat my brain.
drstinkypants:
Deal.

As long as it's not in "wisconson".
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I wrote 10,000 words yesterday. I finished nanowrimo with 15 minutes to spare.

and I actually like what I wrote.

today, I am going to eat a lot of mashed potatoes.

it's snowing.
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oubliette:
You did it!
tritone:
You have to let me know if something hilariously awful comes of this thread: http://suicidegirls.com/groups/Hirsute/topics/302216/
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what's a meta for?

I'm writing a novel.

last night I saw Darjeeling Limited and unexpectedly adored it. I think I might be the only one. it was an aesthetically perfect film. fuck you, Wes Anderson, for finally making me love you.

after living in this apartment for over a year I'm finally starting to decorate the bedroom. it used to be just white walls...
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drstinkypants:
TELL ME ABOOT UR CUTCO KNIVES!!!!1
drstinkypants:
occupation: ball magnet