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Friday Aug 19, 2005

Aug 19, 2005
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many dripping apologies if you don't get comments from me these days.

I read most of your entries but am lost for things to say, mostly because my brain is fried off DayQuil, being busy, and having my AWESOME SEXY FRIEND FROM PHILADELPHIA visit me. she's here till Tuesday. you're all invited to a bonfire with us tonight, but you won't come because you're nowhere near us right?

I'm kidding, I'm kidding. you're not actually invited.

oh yeah, nickname from previous entry is not that silly but it's my favorite nickname ever: English.

this is because I am the token English major of this particular social group, but it is also because I am a total Simpsons FREAK and the guy who gave me the nickname invited me to a barn party and said "'tis a fine barn, but 'tis no pool, English." WHICH IS SUCH AN AWESOME AMISH SIMPSONS QUOTE I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE IT. so I'm English. and we're having a bonfire. with vegetarian hot dogs and maybe some organic marshmallows because I'm like that, you know.

much to discuss in recent days, but mostly, CLAIRE IS HERE and I fucking love her. we've been having a lot of adventures, with many more to come, including the Spam museum and the world's biggest ball of twine made by one man. yesterday was the Mall of America and she was disappointed ONLY because the Cereal Adventure is no longer there (I am going to marry this woman!) and today is Uptown because I kept telling her the Ragstock in Uptown was the best Ragstock in the state. which it is.

awesome updates are forthcoming, but I just wanted to give you little bottom-feeders something to nibble on while I'm actually busy for once in my goddamn life.

LOVE, HUGS, and chocolate-covered potato chips (which are good but make my tummy feel weird)
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frontline99:
Glad you're still alive. I will be gone for a while. I am going to spend the next two weeks at area code camp.
Aug 19, 2005
y:
"Aye, 'tis a fine barn, but sure'n 'tis no pool, English." happens to be a Simpsons quote that I often come out with. Although I never worry about having a context for it to fit in to - I just blurt it out now and then like someone with Simpsons Tourette's.
Aug 19, 2005

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