You can't change a man, but you can maim him.
When I invited my friends over for drinks, and you thought I was planning an orgy, I convinced myself you were only joking.
When you listened to The Clash for the first time and rolled your eyes, I thought you just needed some time.
When you told me repeatedly about your ex modeling for Versace,...
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When I invited my friends over for drinks, and you thought I was planning an orgy, I convinced myself you were only joking.
When you listened to The Clash for the first time and rolled your eyes, I thought you just needed some time.
When you told me repeatedly about your ex modeling for Versace,...
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bradleyoliver:
bueno!
bradleyoliver:
scroto!
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menotyou:
You are the light of my life.
I'm going to go by the store and stock up on Coke.
I'm going to go by the store and stock up on Coke.
lordmuppet:
hey there. You still work at the zoo?
Well, this is what happens when you're cooped up at home for 3 days and SG sends you a please come back coupon...
My old blogs make me uncomfortable.
Don't believe MeNotYou. Vegas blew.
My old blogs make me uncomfortable.
Don't believe MeNotYou. Vegas blew.
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sailorfrank:
What's with all the stealing... learn to share guys... it's much more fun for everyone... and she deserves at least two if not three or more men.
quasi_sean:
yo mom blew.
Wow, what an adventure. I'm tired of talking/thinking about it, but I'll post pictures and an interesting story later. What happens during Rita stays with Rita. 
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lordmuppet:
take care *worried face* 
bradleyoliver:
boo rita!
I'm evacuating tomorrow as early as possible. Lots of love! 
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micajah:
Be Safe!
pottsie:
look after yourself
See previous entry. Blah
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syco13:
thanx for birthday wishes!
syco13:
thats ok, my birthday usually sucks
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1kiss_of_life:
So like ... I missed the previous journal. Of course, I concur and add
Kill 'em all
[Edited on Aug 27, 2005 6:49PM]
Kill 'em all
[Edited on Aug 27, 2005 6:49PM]
If MJ can get off scott free...well then Miss Honu can get a good performance evaluation at work! That's right baby. Tonight, I celebrate a weight lifted off my shoulders. 
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hypoxian:
nice, lets celebrate!
bones_708:
How much did it cost you?
It's time for another Mary Prankster update:
My manner is imperious
My logic is empirical
And Im bad at being a girlfriend
So Im hoping for a miracle
I fear your disappointment
When I dont turn out ethereal
Though either way for me
I know it means some new material
Now dont go thinkin that youre special
Just because you are
Cause Im bound to...
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My manner is imperious
My logic is empirical
And Im bad at being a girlfriend
So Im hoping for a miracle
I fear your disappointment
When I dont turn out ethereal
Though either way for me
I know it means some new material
Now dont go thinkin that youre special
Just because you are
Cause Im bound to...
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maibey:
Hm, I should clear things up...I said it was time for another Mary Prankster update because that's a Mary Prankster song. She's an extremely awesome punktastic singer from Baltimore. There, hopefully I made it more clear now. I wish I wrote it though!
[Edited on Jun 09, 2005 5:42PM]
There, hopefully I made it more clear now. I wish I wrote it though![Edited on Jun 09, 2005 5:42PM]
menotyou:
Was that from a song?
Unbold that huffcuss.
It's undeserved.
Unbold that huffcuss.
It's undeserved.
I enjoy sending my boyfriend confusing messages when he's drunk. Then, in an effort to respond appropriately, he gets kinda squirmy, and very diplomatic. I imagine him furrowing his brow, squinting into this blackberry thing a ma jig saying, "Ummm". Hehehe.
No one sent me funny pictures. Pout.
I think I finally settled on a profile pic...me in Maui, sigh. I miss it much.
No one sent me funny pictures. Pout.
I think I finally settled on a profile pic...me in Maui, sigh. I miss it much.
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vixen:
That is a beautiful new profile pic...
linkismyhero:
Thank you for the birthday wish