Dear Mr. Bush and Mr. Cheney,
You should pat yourselves on the fucking back for a job well done. As I type this, a hurricane has drastically ravaged your country, you're waging a war in the middle east over...what again? Oh, yeah, that's right, NOBODY knows anymore (I don't even think you have a reason anymore. I think you've just managed to fuck up so badly you CAN'T leave), and you STILL haven't found Bin Laden...
...But you still find time in your busy schedule of being absolutely useless in ALL of these endeavors to eke away at not only your country's rights, but the rights of EVERYONE else that uses the fucking internet and shove a bit more of your Jesus bullshit down our throats.
I have never hated anyone more than I hate you right now.
I want you to go outside, Georgie boy, and hear that sound.
Do you hear that? That collective outraged howl is the sound of millions of your people. They're pissed off, Bushie, and so am I.
This isn't a war on porn. What you are doing is a battle against anyone who doesn't think, act, or want to be like you Jesus mongering vanilla sex right wingers. Gentrification and trying to wipe out anyone else's ideas but yours...learn to read, George, then read some history books...this shit never goes over well for the oppressive political party. Yours is a story ultimately doomed to an unhappy ending, George, and it's your own doing.
Guess what, Georgie.
I'm a twenty two year old consenting female. I don't smoke crack or rape small children.
I have no criminal record and I've volunteered at retirement homes and centres aiding the developmentally disabled.
I like babies and puppies and warm summer days. I've bought homeless people dinner on more than a few occasions.
And you know what else I like?
I like posing nude. I like to fuck. I like anal sex, I like oral sex, I like bondage. I like jerking off, being bitten and spanked, and I like being scratched to shit.
I'm not a bad person because of all this.
Fuck you, Bush.
Remove the stick from your ass and be a real president to your people for once, please.
I know that you feel you don't need to because you weren't ACTUALLY voted in, but try fro once, or this is all going to end very badly.
I'm leaving you with the lyrics to a NOFX song, I feel they fit.
Vanilla Sex
Don't ever take away from me my pornography
We obviously don't agree on what's obscene
I have the right to choose what I
Want to see and read
Don't try to take away from me
My right to privacy cause what I
Do is no one's business but me
So stay in your missionary position
I hope that you get bored to death
There's no way in hell I'm going through life
Having vanilla sex
The government's trying to get into
Your bedroom you better lock your
Door and close your shades because
There could be someone watching you today
Why do you try to make things illegal
Why do we have to be 21
Are you afraid that people are having
Too much fun
Why do you care what I do in my bedroom
Why do you want to know how I screw
It seems to me you've got nothing better to do
xoxo
love lucy
You should pat yourselves on the fucking back for a job well done. As I type this, a hurricane has drastically ravaged your country, you're waging a war in the middle east over...what again? Oh, yeah, that's right, NOBODY knows anymore (I don't even think you have a reason anymore. I think you've just managed to fuck up so badly you CAN'T leave), and you STILL haven't found Bin Laden...
...But you still find time in your busy schedule of being absolutely useless in ALL of these endeavors to eke away at not only your country's rights, but the rights of EVERYONE else that uses the fucking internet and shove a bit more of your Jesus bullshit down our throats.
I have never hated anyone more than I hate you right now.
I want you to go outside, Georgie boy, and hear that sound.
Do you hear that? That collective outraged howl is the sound of millions of your people. They're pissed off, Bushie, and so am I.
This isn't a war on porn. What you are doing is a battle against anyone who doesn't think, act, or want to be like you Jesus mongering vanilla sex right wingers. Gentrification and trying to wipe out anyone else's ideas but yours...learn to read, George, then read some history books...this shit never goes over well for the oppressive political party. Yours is a story ultimately doomed to an unhappy ending, George, and it's your own doing.
Guess what, Georgie.
I'm a twenty two year old consenting female. I don't smoke crack or rape small children.
I have no criminal record and I've volunteered at retirement homes and centres aiding the developmentally disabled.
I like babies and puppies and warm summer days. I've bought homeless people dinner on more than a few occasions.
And you know what else I like?
I like posing nude. I like to fuck. I like anal sex, I like oral sex, I like bondage. I like jerking off, being bitten and spanked, and I like being scratched to shit.
I'm not a bad person because of all this.
Fuck you, Bush.
Remove the stick from your ass and be a real president to your people for once, please.
I know that you feel you don't need to because you weren't ACTUALLY voted in, but try fro once, or this is all going to end very badly.
I'm leaving you with the lyrics to a NOFX song, I feel they fit.
Vanilla Sex
Don't ever take away from me my pornography
We obviously don't agree on what's obscene
I have the right to choose what I
Want to see and read
Don't try to take away from me
My right to privacy cause what I
Do is no one's business but me
So stay in your missionary position
I hope that you get bored to death
There's no way in hell I'm going through life
Having vanilla sex
The government's trying to get into
Your bedroom you better lock your
Door and close your shades because
There could be someone watching you today
Why do you try to make things illegal
Why do we have to be 21
Are you afraid that people are having
Too much fun
Why do you care what I do in my bedroom
Why do you want to know how I screw
It seems to me you've got nothing better to do
xoxo
love lucy
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It's a deal, as long as you feel up to the challenge, you can try to rescue my hair from this horrid style that I have had since I was 14 (almost 7 years).
Thanks hun! You are a sweetheart!