I'm back from Eleuthera. It was a lovely trip and EXACTLY what I needed right now: getting drunk on a secluded beach w/ a group of friends. If I knew how to resize and post pics, you'd see lots of evidence of my savage tan, drunken antics and late night skinny dipping. In the meantime, use your imagination. 
I had a very strange dream about...
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machiavel:
Thanks for the support. I hope you are very well. Do you get up to DC anymore?
opaque:
thanks so much for taking the time to comment on my set.
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johnnydelicious:
No burning! Your favorites keep getting new sets.
geekgurl:
Yay, you're back! 
Thanks for the birthday wishes.
Thanks for the birthday wishes.
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surlyclown:
As for the elopment, it's been discussed, but there are personal reasons for wanting to do a small to do that I refuse to secede to the needy chaos of relatives...at my own peril clearly. Things will work the way we want...dammit. 
osoesoteric:
Thank you very much for the birthday wishes it was a good one this year 
it was a good one this year Has it really been 3 weeks since my last update? 
Seems like just a few days...
In summary:
--Interviewed for grad school
--Went to Vegas
--Saw Elvis doing karaoke
--Went to "O" (the most amazing thing I have EVER seen! Just like a fabulous dream that you never want to awaken from...)
--Was accepted to grad school Woohoo! (On the other hand, what have I...
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Seems like just a few days...
In summary:
--Interviewed for grad school
--Went to Vegas
--Saw Elvis doing karaoke
--Went to "O" (the most amazing thing I have EVER seen! Just like a fabulous dream that you never want to awaken from...)
--Was accepted to grad school
Woohoo! (On the other hand, what have I... Read More
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sweetbuns:
yay! i'll let you know when i'm around there.
jamielee:
I will definitely have to try Yoga/Pilates and Stretching. My gym offers Yoga for free several times a day, two days a week. However, I don't think getting a new mattress is an option right now. I just bought my mattress under a year ago, so it's probably not worn out just yet. Thanks for the suggestions.
P.S. How is that TV working?
P.S. How is that TV working?
I was at the gym Thursday and a dryer sheet fell out of my pants!
Last night I actually went out for St. P's Day. Generally I avoid public celebrations, since the excessive drunkenness from cheap green beer and the odor of vomit emanating from drinking establishments offend my sensibilities as an Irish lass. Better to gather w/ friends in private and quaff Guinness and...
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Last night I actually went out for St. P's Day. Generally I avoid public celebrations, since the excessive drunkenness from cheap green beer and the odor of vomit emanating from drinking establishments offend my sensibilities as an Irish lass. Better to gather w/ friends in private and quaff Guinness and...
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zaksmith:
thanks porn mom!
mydogfarted:
Thanks.
I feel like something is up. Something is going to happen soon. I don't know what. But it's gonna be BIG....
--l*P
--l*P
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mnislahi:
i hope its good!
luna666:
i feel that too!
I can't believe it's MARCH already!!!! It kinda snowed today; shouldn't it be more spring-like???
I have nothing much to say. All the funny or insightful things that popped into my head during the day are suspiciously absent now...
I have a big cold sore on my lip. Ick. It's really hard to drink hot beverages when you have a herpes lesion! (Don't ever borrow...
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I have nothing much to say. All the funny or insightful things that popped into my head during the day are suspiciously absent now...
I have a big cold sore on my lip. Ick. It's really hard to drink hot beverages when you have a herpes lesion! (Don't ever borrow...
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thelibra:
l*p has cooties!! ewwww!!!
boxofficepoison:
I'm seeing that show Depeche Mode SWR in Vegas end of April. Should be a good show.
Jones Beach is a shitty venue though.
Jones Beach is a shitty venue though.
Last weekend I went down to Philly to visit/take care of my grandmother, who recently lost most of her sight. You would never know it, though, to watch her go through her daily routine... Until she tried to cut into the teabag that was on her plate!
Me: "Grandmom, are you on some new herbal diet that includes teabags?!"
GM: "Oh! I was wondering when...
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Me: "Grandmom, are you on some new herbal diet that includes teabags?!"
GM: "Oh! I was wondering when...
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trixel:
your grandmother sounds wonderful. I feel sorta bad that I never really got to know mine. That's sweet that you went to Philly to see her. I'm sure she appreciated every moment.
I'm sorry I've been such a stranger on here. I'm trying to improve my ways.
I'm sorry I've been such a stranger on here. I'm trying to improve my ways.
vyeseleph:
Yes! Lets totally do brunch on Sunday!
Since I am snowed in, I figure, what better way to spend the afternoon than to UPDATE?!
Yes, there is about 2 feet of lovely, fluffy white snow enveloping my home. It's delicious! And I am comfortably settled under a cozy down blanket, tummy full of delicious brunch, nestled next to my hunny watching movies and sipping coffee. What a perfect day! Until the snow...
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Yes, there is about 2 feet of lovely, fluffy white snow enveloping my home. It's delicious! And I am comfortably settled under a cozy down blanket, tummy full of delicious brunch, nestled next to my hunny watching movies and sipping coffee. What a perfect day! Until the snow...
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mnislahi:
thanks for the comment on my set!!
I am a spineless twit.
That is all.
--l*P
That is all.
--l*P
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misterusername:
What's up!!!
skryche:
What? I find that hard to believe.
Also: You are going to make the elder gods of Wikipedia angry! Eek!
Also: You are going to make the elder gods of Wikipedia angry! Eek!
According to scientific research:
This is the true meaning of all that junk food you eat:
Pretzels mean you're a flirt and you're very lively and energetic.
Cheese curls mean you have great integrity and maintain a high moral ground.
Potato chips mean you are aggressive, a real go-getter who will not take no for an answer.
Tortilla chips mean you're a perfectionist. An "A"...
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This is the true meaning of all that junk food you eat:
Pretzels mean you're a flirt and you're very lively and energetic.
Cheese curls mean you have great integrity and maintain a high moral ground.
Potato chips mean you are aggressive, a real go-getter who will not take no for an answer.
Tortilla chips mean you're a perfectionist. An "A"...
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kentclark:
Those over-thirty girls are lethal. I've got to switch to twentysomethings or I'll be overwhelmed with the hotness.
Or just switch to the fudge-covered Oreos. Mmmm.....
Or just switch to the fudge-covered Oreos. Mmmm.....
mydogfarted:
See your pussy? I've held it in my hands?
All this digging is what's so exhausting.
--l*P
--l*P
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ampersandwich:
border collies are inSANE. they never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever stop playing fetch.
Ever.
How be you? Im all about hooking you up with a dog, kller
Ever.
How be you? Im all about hooking you up with a dog, kller
supernaught:
Nothing. I'm taking a break. I probably won't start looking for another production to work until the end of February/begining of March, when I get back from Europe.