OK, so today makes one week after the day I quit my job...
And...
Things are going, well, they could be better, but they could be a lot worse too.
I am going to a wedding for my friend robby and his high school sweet heart. It is on 7/7/07, just like every other person who is getting married this summer, but it is an excuse to head home to chi town for a while, and since I am jobless, I am gonna stay a while.
I did an interview for a job that was supposed to be between 60 and 80 thousand a year salary!!!!, which would have been amazing if it wasn't a total scam.
It was basically a pyramid skeem where i would have to be an "independent contractor" and it would be 100% commission based, I.E. NO SALARY!!!
So yeah, that was a waste of a hour of my life, but it did give me a great idea for a business...
OK, so basically you offer something really amazing to really stupid people and make ridiculous promises that no one can keep, then, take their money and when they get all pissy, just flash that cleverly worded contract with their signature on it in their face. Hah, its fool proof!
Wait, what the fuck?!!!
When did that thought process ever become accepted into our society, how the fuck are these kinds of skeeems tolerated?
I think that I am going to start a company that just hunts down and destroys these pyramid skeeming sons of bitches.
Before I do that, I am going to find out how to spell skeem, then I'm gonna take a nap and after that, i might just go and euthanize every single skeemer that ever skeemed.
OK, well if you here about some crazy long haired hippy guy who overthrew a bunch of questionable companies, then went on a killing spree with all of their owners, it will probably be me, so dont worry about it because they had it coming.
On that note I will leave you with a new vocabulary term: karmatic bitch-slap.
-fin
And...
Things are going, well, they could be better, but they could be a lot worse too.
I am going to a wedding for my friend robby and his high school sweet heart. It is on 7/7/07, just like every other person who is getting married this summer, but it is an excuse to head home to chi town for a while, and since I am jobless, I am gonna stay a while.
I did an interview for a job that was supposed to be between 60 and 80 thousand a year salary!!!!, which would have been amazing if it wasn't a total scam.
It was basically a pyramid skeem where i would have to be an "independent contractor" and it would be 100% commission based, I.E. NO SALARY!!!
So yeah, that was a waste of a hour of my life, but it did give me a great idea for a business...
OK, so basically you offer something really amazing to really stupid people and make ridiculous promises that no one can keep, then, take their money and when they get all pissy, just flash that cleverly worded contract with their signature on it in their face. Hah, its fool proof!
Wait, what the fuck?!!!
When did that thought process ever become accepted into our society, how the fuck are these kinds of skeeems tolerated?
I think that I am going to start a company that just hunts down and destroys these pyramid skeeming sons of bitches.
Before I do that, I am going to find out how to spell skeem, then I'm gonna take a nap and after that, i might just go and euthanize every single skeemer that ever skeemed.
OK, well if you here about some crazy long haired hippy guy who overthrew a bunch of questionable companies, then went on a killing spree with all of their owners, it will probably be me, so dont worry about it because they had it coming.
On that note I will leave you with a new vocabulary term: karmatic bitch-slap.
-fin