A Buddhist monk goes to a hot-dog vendor and asks for a hot dog, handing him a 10$-bill. The vendor prepares the hot dog and hands it to him. The monk asks, "So where's my change?" to which the vendor replies, "Change only comes from within."
I need to try that strategy sometime ;-)
ajsul:
Oh God!! :) Don't bother trying. I have, and for some reason, when you owe someone money they don't find you amusing!!
adelina:
Very funny. <3